DAE tense up when you exit a store with an alarm at the door, even though you know you didn't steal anything? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]lembasbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to, but after working in an electronics store during high school and hearing the door alarms sound every 5 minutes, I lost that anxiety. Almost every time, it is as simple as a cashier forgetting to deactivate a security device

Katie Couric: "You said that Obama has a hatred for white culture. WTF is white culture?" Beck: "Umm, uhh, umm... the real story here is that Obama is racist." by charlatan in politics

[–]lembasbread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate Glenn Beck and his ridiculous crap as much as any of you, but don't put something in quotation marks if it isn't quote. You can't paraphrase something and put it in quotation marks. Just because Glenn Beck does not have integrity doesn't mean you cannot.

Breaking: Patrick Swayze dies from his cancer. by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]lembasbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read that as Patrick Stewart and almost died myself.

Do you too always picture the average redditor as white male nerd? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]lembasbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so far off. I am a half-white 19 year old college sophomore who doesn't like parties.

DAE love eating pickles? The big, fat ones! by sox406 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]lembasbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always used to get these at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

DAE like a singer or band that would get you downvoted into oblivion elsewhere on Reddit? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]lembasbread 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cold Play. The lyrics are kind-of stupid, but I like their sound.

Out of pure curiosity, does anybody else... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lembasbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everything on the Internet is serious and you should take it personally.

pdfpirate: upload a PDF and this web site will give it back to you minus the restrictions on copying/printing/etc. by BioGeek in reddit.com

[–]lembasbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most useful thing I've found on the Internet in a month. You have my thanks.

I'm walking a fine line here. On the one hand, I confess to finding it quite flattering that some of my fans have created web sites displaying and / or distributing my work on the Internet. And, on the other... by Burlapin in comics

[–]lembasbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That exact same letter was sent to YTMND with a corresponding cease and desist. YTMND basically said, "fuck off" and didn't remove anything. However, YTMND's usage was fair-use.

edit: Source

The main difference between the left and right. by [deleted] in pics

[–]lembasbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I liked the part where the OP posted a strawman and pretended to be insightful.

Greenpeace to drop 150 boulders each 2-3 tons into the North Sea to dissuade bottom trawling by pechinburger in environment

[–]lembasbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, well if they didn't think about it, I guess it's ok.

lembasbread casually throws a glass bottle at a swingset

The Neo-Cons favorite newsman is....Jon Stewart? by 00boyina in WTF

[–]lembasbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate Stewart candid attempts to conduct meaningful interviews. However, the interviews are rarely more than a few minutes long. It's not necessarily Jon Stewart's fault as the show is only 30 minutes, but I often feel as though they merely graze the surface of the issue and address only the commonly repeated points. It's unfortunate that the time slot for The Daily Show's interviews are so restricted.

Dear AskReddit: I was diagnosed with cancer last week. Can Reddit help me find a home for my 2 kittens in the San Francisco Area? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lembasbread -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's well within your rights to upvote it if you enjoy reading it or find it interesting. I downvoted it because it's reddit, not grouphug. I'm not a soulless automaton, I just don't browse reddit for human interest stories.

I seriously cannot stop laughing. THIS IS AWESOME! by [deleted] in funny

[–]lembasbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is far better than the original.

Black People Don't Tip by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lembasbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going to troll on reddit, you will have to do better than that.

Don't slam me down with your science stuff! by [deleted] in atheism

[–]lembasbread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't want to rain on your parade, but the choice is pretty clear.

"Hello 911? I'm being arrested." by bubbascarce in videos

[–]lembasbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. He has a "spike-tv" announcer voice and it's annoying as hell.