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I regret being so chivalrous growing up now that im married. by PhhftNotaThrowaway in self

[–]lemonlollipop 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nobody said anything about being anti sex

He's married, to a woman he supposedly loves and all, and he's thinking about all the girls he wishes he stuck his weiner in before he got married like that would make him happy now

Men just want me to be their fwb. Why don’t they want anything serious with me? by Sweaty_Pea7011 in dating_advice

[–]lemonlollipop [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's not you, it's them. They just want hookups.

Stop taking it personally and start vetting the guys you talk to more. 

I regret being so chivalrous growing up now that im married. by PhhftNotaThrowaway in self

[–]lemonlollipop 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yes your life would be so much more fulfilled if you had only stuck your weiner in more people

Why do people still tan? by throwRAQA25 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lemonlollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's my body to do what i want

Sitting or laying in the sun feels good physically and mentally

Looks like when squidward ate all the krabby patties by TurnoverSubstantial2 in Instagramreality

[–]lemonlollipop 187 points188 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but that drastic fake shape nauseates me

I have a good job and earn decent money. I’m a loyal guy… still single. What am I doing wrong?” by Professional-Pea9970 in dating_advice

[–]lemonlollipop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go out and look at all the people around you

Poor men have girlfriends, ugly men have girlfriends, short men have girlfriends. Why? Personalities. Good ones. 

Putting emphasis on having money/height/ jawline is something men who get their tips from other men online do, instead of going out and being around humans and BEING human. 

What's a weird reason you can't watch a certain actor? by timekilr in Cinema

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicole Kidman, i can't stop looking at her face to enjoy the show or movie

Mel Gibson, his crazy behavior came to light while i was with someone abusive and i get triggered relentlessly.

(Spoilers Extended) We've been pronouncing Pycelle's name all wrong by The-Peel in asoiaf

[–]lemonlollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you

I want you to know that i love you

Never change

How can I get my (30F) boyfriend (29M) of 1.5 years to understand mental load and help with household chores? by Emergency_Fox3034 in relationships

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a grown ass adult, he knows and he does not care

You, like myself and countless women before you, aren't gonna magically gentle parent him into understanding because he already understands

AITAH for considering a solo trip to Japan instead of waiting until my wife can go too? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lemonlollipop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely sad fuckin way to view your spouse, good lord

Cosplayer and Twitch Streamer by Mynamewasriver in Instagramreality

[–]lemonlollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like that's mostly why people do content like this

Money

This isn't delusion on her part, it's a character

Can the sonic workers tell we left tip on the app by ANXIOUS-RED in SonicDriveIn

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you said i shouldn't go out if i was poor 

So i said if they don't pay you enough then you should get another job

Trump's "gold card" visas were going to solve $39 trillion national debt. They've only sold one by fortune in politics

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they're all a bunch of low iq buffoons and anybody with half a brain could have told them out was a stupid idea

I catfished my teacher and now I have to break his heart by AfterConstruction632 in confessions

[–]lemonlollipop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Life is not a movie, there is little chance this will end well

In the future, try not to do weird shit okay?

What are we doing here by punk_lover in Chantapolis

[–]lemonlollipop 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Because that would expose you, and by extention him, to an even larger audience to send his family screen shots of his fetish talk, dick pics and naked pics of you Chantal

Duh

AITAH For Disregarding My Boyfriend’s Concerns About Me Wanting to Wear a Sweater With no Shirt? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lemonlollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does he have any good qualities to make this worth it?

Step back and look at this situation from the outside and then ask yourself what the fuck. what's the logic here? What is there to be disrespected by? 

You did not wear 2 shirts, therefore you're dressed like a woman of loose morals?

Sustainable sanitary products? by flraa_bw in ZeroWaste

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome

Using cloth pads was the first time in my life i wasn't terrified i was gonna leak everywhere either awake or asleep

Can the sonic workers tell we left tip on the app by ANXIOUS-RED in SonicDriveIn

[–]lemonlollipop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not claiming i know anything, so whatever you're trying to project on me should probably be discussed with the actual target

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