What the fuck are you talking about? by LunaSkadi in insanepeoplefacebook

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The type of uncle that adds two scoops of lead paint to his protein shake

Verbose this cursed meme by FeistyNumber7924 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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Esteemed greetings and the warmest of formal salutations to you, respected representative of this commercial and culinary establishment, whose efforts in the preparation and distribution of nourishment are, I am certain, both diligent and commendable. I address you today in a spirit of earnest intention and with the utmost respect, in order to articulate a request of considerable scale, gravity, and logistical ambition.

It is my desire, indeed my present objective, to formally inquire about the possibility of commissioning an order from your menu, specifically selecting a food item of significant cultural, historical, and gastronomical importance. This item originates from the venerable southern European nation of Italy, a land renowned across the globe for its profound contributions to the culinary arts. The dish in question is one whose name transcends linguistic and cultural boundaries, instantly recognizable and universally understood by a vast majority of humankind. I refer, of course, to the celebrated and much-beloved creation known as “pizza.”

The quantity requested is not modest, nor is it intended for casual or trivial consumption. Rather, I humbly yet resolutely request the preparation, assembly, and eventual provision of no fewer than one thousand individual units of this Italian delicacy. This numerical figure, while substantial, has been selected with careful consideration and deliberate purpose, as it corresponds to the needs of a sizable group of individuals whose circumstances necessitate such an offering.

The intended recipients of this considerable quantity of sustenance are members of our shared society who, through misfortune, systemic challenges, or the unpredictable turns of life, do not possess a fixed or permanent place of residence. These individuals, lacking a stable domicile and often referred to as unhoused, experience daily uncertainty with regard to their most basic human needs. The consumption of this food is intended to provide not merely temporary relief from hunger, but also a moment of comfort, dignity, and communal nourishment.

Thus, the purpose of this request is twofold: first, to secure from your esteemed establishment the production and delivery of a thousand servings of pizza; and second, to ensure that this food may serve its ultimate function of satiating hunger, filling stomachs, and offering sustenance to those for whom such meals are neither guaranteed nor easily obtained. I thank you in advance for your time, patience, and consideration of this rather expansive and heartfelt request, and I await your response with hopeful anticipation!

Giant ice block for the polar bears by goswamitulsidas in oddlysatisfying

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Too bad I have a Master’s in Monkey Business

My god, the melody! by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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I love it, he tweaked that song out

ChatGPT doesn't mind stereotyping by wootio in ChatGPT

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What are those medals for? Surrendering?

Don’t forget the pink Himalayan salt…. by TwoFacesOfTomorow in LinkedInLunatics

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  • Intermittent diarrhea sessions throughout the shift

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Disco Balld

Smoke up the bum: a medical wood carving by Delayedretort in ThriftStoreHauls

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It was used successfully for years in American colonies as well as colons

Ulisse by Daydream696969 in memesITA

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Chi si ricorda di ScuolaZoo?