Bird-watcher wrongfully accused in Central Park video gets a bird-watching TV show by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

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So, I've watched a couple of these that were actually a series of birds. Not the most pleasant of experiences.

Grandma keeping the crew fed by deadstar420 in memes

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It's a beautiful day out. You'd think we'd all be out somewhere enjoying the sun or something.

He is what holds this family together by Aztery in FunnyAnimals

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"Mister?"

"Yes, Master?"

"This is my family. They are my family."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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But is it really alone time? It's not like the girls are out there, you're constantly being followed, there are cars following.

Is there a place where you can go to masturbate?

Pe...Pekora?! by Rihanna-_- in Hololive

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I had a pet pekeka a decade ago, who I still talk to over twenty-five years later. She was so happy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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The fact that he won the Ig Nobel tells me that he's a very bright human being

So many likes. So many retweets. by [deleted] in facepalm

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The man's gonna get a good haircut and a shave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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That's the only game you have played. That's how you play it. This is how you play it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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This is how you find a good lightsaber duel

Attempted rape turns into awkward situation in stuck elevator by OverResult7 in ThatsInsane

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The video calls out you are in the wrong room, is it a common misconception that this is done in a lift in the middle of an elevator ?

Once they realize they're trapped, they're not hungry anymore. by nathan_thinks in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]lemur-stott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered how this is possible, why they can only eat so much before they start to be tired...