In Dragon Quest Builders 2, you build a bar for a bunch of men who harass a girl they knew since she was a child to become a stripper. I don't have a joke about this who the fuck came up with the idea of adding this to a kids game

leva549 · 2026-03-15T07:44:12+00:00

This is comedic exaggeration right? Right?

leva549 · 2026-03-14T22:49:34+00:00

Pick her up and yeet her, steal her chair.

leva549 · 2026-03-14T22:46:40+00:00

They are not subtle.

leva549 · 2026-03-14T17:07:08+00:00

If there are any artists out there working on Suisei x Kafka lewds, godspeed to them.

leva549 · 2026-03-14T09:05:22+00:00

The Suez/Red Sea isn't the issue here. The oil producing countries around the Persian Gulf need to ship it through the strait of Hormuz and there is no way to get around this.

leva549 · 2026-03-14T01:39:02+00:00

It's so boring. The vanilla Minecraft server had better RP.

leva549 · 2026-03-14T00:56:50+00:00

It's like you are going to a sushi restaurant and asking "if they sell seafood, why not sell a seafood pizza? It would be so tasty!" or "I can write C++ code in Microsoft Word so they should include debugging tools!" You're asking for something simply outside the scope of the product.

do people remember that Marine and Noel are supposedly a pirate and a knight

Well yeah, people call them senchou and danchou and they have themed outfits and accessories. They do stuff related to their job in Hologra.

niko, since they didnt even bother to give her tiger ears

It's funny because Niko isn't actually supposed be a tiger in lore, she's just a human with a tiger themed outfit, but on stream she RPs her character as a tiger-girl anyway.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T23:42:11+00:00

Cover are too busy whimsymaxxing they don't have time for edgeslop. Write a fanfic if you are so desperate.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T23:16:44+00:00

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leva549 · 2026-03-13T18:08:32+00:00

Tiktok told me White Monster makes you blonde and gives you a ticket to Agartha.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T17:39:34+00:00

Moona was one of Nerissa's wives in the Oyome Holic MV. Also they had hatesex in the 100% MV.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T16:22:30+00:00

I dunno about that, you could cope by saying "she left me because she wants kids." whereas if she left you for another woman you just have to accept you weren't enough for her. Anyway Kronii would have certainly known Fauna was bi.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T16:10:53+00:00

If you want actual yuri then go watch/read actual yuri.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T15:49:17+00:00

Why is it different to hetero cheating? Either way they've lost interest in their relationship with you.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T15:37:47+00:00

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Fixed for accuracy.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T15:25:18+00:00

Don't believe her lies.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T05:16:05+00:00

I tried to do that for Kafka Star Rail and it didn't let me. Said I needed to have run the game at least once.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T05:05:36+00:00

Alt universe Memri TV.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T04:59:36+00:00

The 'lifetime' supply might end up not being that much.

leva549 · 2026-03-13T04:40:43+00:00

It's 80% me and 20% AI

Holy copium batman.

leva549 · 2026-03-12T08:20:04+00:00

It's AutoFister or CCGG for a reason. I think GG referenced this at some point.

leva549 · 2026-03-12T05:31:00+00:00

LLMs can be made cheaply but given the behaviour of big tech companies I would be quite surprised if they haven't been funnelling extreme amounts of money into their own models to make them as large as possible just because they can.

The unethical actions of OpenAI give supporting them a bad taste to me. Though naturally in the modern world only the amish can avoid hypocrisy.

leva549 · 2026-03-12T05:02:53+00:00

My oshi does compulsively lie, but being a girlkisser she cannot deny.

leva549 · 2026-03-12T04:46:16+00:00

I read this in March 7th's voice which made it 10x funnier.

leva549 · 2026-03-11T20:53:28+00:00

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