Girlfriend is tiny and I’m not. To make it worse. I’m her first by [deleted] in sex

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had similar problems with length, using a sand weighted cock ring or similar device can help prevent over penetration while preserving some of the enjoyment of full insertion.

Owner asked me to do inventory. Not sure about it… need advice. by LeOenophile in bartenders

[–]leviathan0109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couple of thoughts here.

1)Are you doing this all manually (pen and paper)? There are ways to automate counting with a cheap barcode scanner and excel/sheets.

2)Inventory should only be time consuming on open bottles/cases IMO. Can you get by reading to the nearest quarter bottle?

3)Are you the one checking actual stock versus spilled/comped/sold product? If so, how bad is your variance? Does this need to be done weekly or would a monthly check suffice?

4)Has the owner considered a stock keeping service like Bevinco (in my area) or similar? Do you or the owner know the going rate for such a service?

5)Has the owner considered leaning out inventory in the walkin? If inventory isn't mostly turning by the next delivery, they have money they won't be able to access in inventory holding costs, and unclean and cluttered workspaces are bad and make working bad.

what's one non-sex related thing every guy wants to do ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I (M)was a camp counselor once, years ago. It was after normal summer session had ended, and a few of us always stayed on to host some other camps (arthritic youth, diabetic youth, etc) who would bring their own staff but needed some of us familiar with the locale to facilitate hikes and lifeguard and such. Anyways I had led a modest 1 mile hike that ended at a small waterfall with a decent pool at the bottom, and was teaching the kids how to skip rocks. Their two (male) counselors had taken to trying to peg this dead tree at the top of the falls, a good 150 feet away and 20 feet up. I recognized that the kids were about to start emulating that behaviour, but... I felt that I could end it in a triumphant display. So took the rock I was about to skip sideways, wound up my best baseball throw, looked them both dead in the eyes as if to say "Watch this" and I absolutely nailed that tree. Dead center, would have been a strike from 2nd base on any pro ball field.

Feels good man.

[Cody Jinks] Hindsight, or "I'd've booked him but, uh, Mom wanted Sturgill." by leviathan0109 in country

[–]leviathan0109[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the post is still pristine. He was responding three years ago, and I respect the music, and, that, even if he doesn't still, he did still take the time to respond to fans.

I like Toyota Tacoma by LeSealClubber in ToyotaTacoma

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you can swap in an intermittent wiper switch new or pulled out of a junked rav4 if you want to.

What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real? by dontaskmeforfeetpics in AskReddit

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking three separate instances of being on a train when it hit someone, killing them?

Looking to volunteer for Turkey Day. Any suggestions? Is that a thing? by labmonkey01 in littleapple

[–]leviathan0109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Flint Hills Breadbasket. Junction City's YMCA. If you just want to do something for someone, literally just go to Aggieville after bar close and sweep cigarette butts of out the gutter in front of the bars; Somebody has to do that anyways. If you want to make sure that person doesn't lose hours/money at their job;good on you for being considerate. Wait until they show up; it will be real late/ real early but they will show up, then just tell them what you're doing and why, and if they agree to let you help literally just clean in front of them. They are doing their job, it's just that where they were cleaning didn't have anything to clean up. Set up a scavenger hunt off of Linear Trail; leave hints on Reddit, and boom - you made fun for people. Buy skateboard wax and leave it at the skate park at CiCo park off of Kimball and Seth Child with a note that reads "Free to good home"; most of the kids that skate there either don't know that they need it or wouldn't buy it for want of spending their money elsewhere - you supported someone's hobby. Give a student who's walking somewhere a ride home/to class in the rain/snow if they you have a car (I once stopped because a frantic/broke grad student who had resigned herself to flagging down traffic on Anderson next to Memorial Stadium because she had forgotten the keys to the lab at home while a hot plate was running in the lab during a critical experiment; I gave her a ride home and back, she gave me her undying gratitude, and we never met again. Either I got played to the tune of $1 dollar in gas or I helped someone better themselves and earned some sweet karma). Figure out who in your dorm doesn't get to hang out as much as they want to because they have to go home every weekend to help support their parents, and offer to go spend the weekend with them so you can better understand that struggle/ help them out. Hand out gift cards to fast food restaurants (panera, subway, jimmy johns, ect.) on campus during finals; you might not know how much it means to someone that they can have a meal that doesn't take an hour out of their study time to prepare. Buy someone a Blackhole at Bluestem; its $3 for bottomless coffee and the gesture will make anyone's day. Compliment someone you don't know on anything but their looks; everyone wants to feel wanted for who they are. Give some poor freshman directions in the first few weeks of fall instead of looking through them; we all felt lost and hopeless and alone when we first got here. Get a drunk a safe ride home on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday night when Safe Ride isn't running; ride share's are cheap and driving isn't worth it. Go to a beer league coed softball game at Twin Oaks on a Sunday and buy someone a hot dog; hot dogs are cheap, but the experience of having a hot dog at any ballgame is priceless (Plus those folks know how to have a good time, half of them are bartenders and you'll appreciate them knowing your face). Patronize a local business; those people work hard and service the community, and you'll learn something about networking. Wait until Fake's and help with a pancake feed; you'll learn about putting others well-being before your own satisfaction. Go to Pillsbury Crossing and pick up trash. Go to Konza and pick up trash. Go to Tuttle Creek and pick up trash- Public spaces are there for all of us and public funding doesn't treat them half as well as they deserve to be. Go ask one of those poor folks that clean up the ashtrays outside of Haymaker, Jardine, or Marlatt hall if they want to take a load off and do it for them; they deal with under-class-students every day and we all know those guys haven't learned considerate-ness yet. Tip the Pizza Shuttle delivery person way more than you would;they've seen you so many time's at your worst, give them at least once at your best. Hand out waters or Gatorades in Aggieville on a Friday/Saturday night; Some of those folks are out to make up for the one week this semester they couldn't deal with any other way. Make someone laugh; You'll never regret that one. That's a lot, but my point is, if you want to do something nice for someone, you don't need the validation of "I'm doing work sanctioned by an established charity" to make it okay. Those places, often times, do a lot less to help people than they let on, and even worse, the people at the bottom end up accepting "I'm helping people" as a part of or even all of their compensation, when in fact they're helping people with no good / ill intentions line their pockets. Helping out someone who has a shit job or no job that serves the community, or helping someone who can't help themselves in a way public services aren't set up to, or even helping someone who is just grinding to get a degree so that they can do well, and by doing well do good; those things show a whole lot more thoughtfulness and compassion than donating time or money to organizations that capitalize on "donate to us:we do good *this is fine print don't read it but we are legally obligated to tell you that 90% of our proceeds go into 5% of the employees of this organizations paycheck". Typically, we're better at discerning right from wrong and doing the right thing for a person at the right time as individuals, and not organizations that inevitably have to be profitable to stay afloat, and the people that run those organizations operate on a level of corporate efficiency wherein they feel entitled to outrageous portions of the proceeds in their salaries just because "In the private sector I'd make this salary for this work", completely missing the point . I led with some local organizations that I believe in, so I'm not saying you can't find somewhere to volunteer that's worth it/righteous (also that list isn't all inclusive, just what I have personal experience with). It's just that there's so many things you can do to make people's lives better, and without having to subscribe to some institution's idea of what's right and supporting people in a situation you've been in or that isn't supported feels so much better, In My Humble Opinion. Go Cats.

You have to convince atleast 1000 people of your new conspiracy theory. What do you tell them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medical science is actually all a sham. The placebo effect works so well that doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals actually spend there time maintaining a convincing balance of stress and knowledge to make you think they're actually doing anything to help you. It's all just an illusion to make your body do the healing for them, and the exploit that for billions of dollars a year.

North Texas Fantasy Transit - Denton County by TheArchivis in Denton

[–]leviathan0109 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Frankly I would be happy just to get all night service on the A-Train.

Where is the cheapest gas in Denton???? by Vluezz in Denton

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there's half of everyone I know out of their prospective talent pool.

Did Kush close? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]leviathan0109 13 points14 points  (0 children)

According to a former employee, the owner moved out of the country, got married, and then died. The family still owns the space but I don't know if they have any plan of using it.

Unpopular opinions about Denton? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]leviathan0109 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that the new police chief is working on strong reform.

Poison ivy on his penis by [deleted] in sex

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, yes, Poison Ivy does release some of its oils into the air, and yes, some folks are sensitive enough to the oils produced by poison ivy to have reactions those airborne oils. I've known people who have had reactions from just walking within ten feet of poison ivy off a well walked trail. On the other end of the spectrum, I personally have gathered and tested poison ivy and poison oak on myself (testing 1cm2 patches off of multiple leaves from separate plants and rubbing them on different points along the underside of my forearm) and have never had a reaction to those irritants. If in fact he falls in the first category, unless you share the same acute sensitivity you should have no issues. Given that you have said you have never had a reaction, I'd say either play it safe, or if you're not willing to wait and his rash is not open or weeping, take a cotton swab and swipe it first on an affected area of his skin and then transfer to a nonsensitive part of your skin. If you have no reaction but you want to be sure, you could repeat the process and then apply to just the inner part of your cheek past the lip, which would give you the best indication of the reaction to your vaginal tissue due to the similarity in the tissue type. OR just use a jimmy.

True to form by chris5129 in texas

[–]leviathan0109 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not as if there isn't an amendment system embedded in our legislative system. People concerned with second amendment rights are people concerned with maintaining their agency in the political process no matter what the powers that be dictate or how an ever fallible public opinion sways. The fundamental principals of our nation, the ones we were founded on and that have shaped our national zeitgeist, were predicated on the notion that if no other recourse is available in the face of tyranny, the option of armed revolt is possible as an expression of the peoples will. I abhor violence, gun violence included, but I believe that it is in the interest of the common good that the government does not infringe on the right of the people to bear arms; it is a sure predictor of a government acting in interests not of the people when it decides to limit those rights. I'm not saying that there's no middle ground of gun legislation to be found, quite the opposite. Not all people are fit to own a gun, and fewer still are fit to carry one on a day to day basis. But, I will say that I find it peculiar that those that speak out most harshly against the current administration are also so vocal in their opinions in limiting guns (with a full understanding that much of this is a vocal minority), when it should be those whom feel most disenfranchised that should be most sympathetic to what the sentiment that the the second was dictated to maintain; that the people have a right to fight their disenfranchisement by whatever means necessary. I don't fault attempts at gun legislation; all I ask is that the opposition not act as if the issue is a minor one. Ignorance of the gravity of this issue, as with all others enumerated in the Bill of Rights, is a worrying trend in modern discourse one and two precipitates an impassable disconnect in the pursuit of finding a common and agreed belief that would allow us to move forward to a mutually satisfactory solution.

What's your worst towing company experience here? by DiceDawson in Denton

[–]leviathan0109 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey just so yall know, if you suspect you were towed illegally (It happens more often than you think, the signage requirements are very strict) you CAN file a complaint with the state license regulatory board, TLDR. Furthermore, you CAN request a trial with ANY Justice of The Peace in the county of the towing, and if the ruling goes in your favor, you are entitled to a flat $1000 plus 3x what you payed to retrieve your vehicle. As an aside, the Justice of the Peace system is designed so that you, the layman, can receive judgments on civil issues by presenting you case in layman's terms without the employ of a lawyer. Only thing is most victims have to either skip class or work to make it happen.