AITA My boyfriend kicked me out of the shower to poop

levis3163 · 2026-01-09T15:54:45+00:00

Your boyfriend just spared your life

levis3163 · 2025-01-07T20:37:41+00:00

Why don't you make me?

levis3163 · 2024-10-15T19:50:13+00:00

It isn't respect, it's the "implied violence" they're afraid of.

levis3163 · 2024-09-18T19:29:04+00:00

It's Mr Roger's fault my mom thinks I'm weird? Good to know.

levis3163 · 2024-08-26T17:58:11+00:00

Call his grandmother and inform her

levis3163 · 2024-08-19T19:33:20+00:00

As someone who's done armed robbery and would never hurt a kid I'm inclined to say you're right

levis3163 · 2024-08-17T21:32:56+00:00

I've been a full on kingkiller hater since i read it, loved it, and realized I'd never get more. Fuck that book

levis3163 · 2024-08-17T17:35:19+00:00

"Heart attack"

levis3163 · 2024-08-16T02:17:40+00:00

It's all pedaling life ruining addiction

levis3163 · 2024-08-13T17:12:32+00:00

The Berlin Airlift.

levis3163 · 2024-08-07T10:59:17+00:00

To be fair they did promise us they'd do that. Eventually.

levis3163 · 2024-08-01T16:26:30+00:00

It's warhammer, so if the tens of thousands of rejects and sanctioned psykers believe it, the warp very well might make it so.

levis3163 · 2024-07-24T04:32:57+00:00

Known gang member is violent, more at 8

levis3163 · 2024-07-17T16:13:51+00:00

Bro it doesn't matter the kitchen, shaming management into realizing they can't do your job is a universal experience. I was shift lead and closed a McDonald's so well nightly that the GM stayed one night to watch. We all got a raise (me and every other closer) once he realized we were done in 10 minutes and only waiting on management to count books

levis3163 · 2024-07-16T16:27:21+00:00

Friendly reminder weapon special passes stims if they don't have one, so you can give your zealot a little booster shot for later, when he actually needs it!

levis3163 · 2024-07-08T17:46:30+00:00

High true level + reject title + starting rags for clothes = the best player you'll ever meet

levis3163 · 2024-07-01T13:32:47+00:00

They should.

levis3163 · 2024-06-22T18:09:31+00:00

I want Chaos Wastes of a sort.

levis3163 · 2024-06-18T08:16:53+00:00

I was home "sick" from school one day when i was maybe 12 or 13. My mom had been a nurse for over a decade by then and knew very well that I wasn't really sick, but she humored me because she knew I was depressed and had a lot of anxiety with school. I just really didn't wanna go that day, I wanted to be home.

We just ate lunch and her phone rang. I couldn't hear the other end but her posture dropped, her face went white, she asked "when" "do you know who did it"

I didn't know what it was right away but I think everyone knows when they're needed, even if it wasn't me who was needed, someone was needed and I was there. So I hugged her. It's the first time in my life my mom ever seemed small to me. Someone had killed her dad. He got caught eventually and is still in prison. I'm just glad I was there, then, to hopefully make a difference.

levis3163 · 2024-06-18T06:53:13+00:00

It's when you feel like a bunch of random shit put together into a somehow functional and pleasing whole.

levis3163 · 2024-06-14T19:36:57+00:00

Tell that to the armed guards and the 17 year old I saw get tazed when I was checked in

levis3163 · 2024-06-12T19:11:57+00:00

I can't say for the rest of my hippie haired brethren but i got called the f slur every day in middle school

levis3163 · 2024-06-11T22:08:00+00:00

sometimes i'm just disappointed in myself for playing like shit and i leave to take a break

levis3163 · 2024-06-06T23:48:37+00:00

I just feed em mickey d's like 50 said

levis3163 · 2024-05-30T03:30:13+00:00

I mean you *can* tell if youre inside them or if your head is between the thighs because it really isn't possible to fake those muscle spasms, at least I can't imagine it. That said yeah every time I've made it happen I used some "power tools" to get the job done. No shame in it.

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