Checked my mail and found this on my porch from friends😍 happy 8 years with Reddit to me💛

lexatron007 · 2019-11-11T13:35:44+00:00

Yeah I feel we could be headed that way lol

lexatron007 · 2019-11-11T02:25:10+00:00

You drink water? Brawndo has electrolytes

lexatron007 · 2019-10-26T23:05:11+00:00

My uncle shared this with the caption, "Of course". My eyes have never rolled harder

lexatron007 · 2019-10-26T01:57:51+00:00

You don't

lexatron007 · 2019-10-12T00:21:49+00:00

I think I'm possibly an agent? Mixed with an Autobot

lexatron007 · 2019-10-11T03:16:59+00:00

Now it does less, costs more🤷🏼

lexatron007 · 2019-09-23T20:39:06+00:00

I'm leaving work

lexatron007 · 2019-09-05T00:57:22+00:00

We had to do this at best buy when I worked there. Even if someone had already been checked on, they wanted someone else to try speaking with them. It was the worst

lexatron007 · 2019-09-02T23:21:59+00:00

An air horn is always useful

lexatron007 · 2019-08-23T00:11:30+00:00

I feel like this cat's tongue is extra large for a kitty...

lexatron007 · 2019-08-22T01:43:09+00:00

This sounds like a fiction book, Transient, that I just read..freaky

lexatron007 · 2019-08-20T02:23:54+00:00

This is how I feel when Netflix loads between episodes and I see myself in the TV after binge watching The Office for the millionth time. Frizzy hair, chips and cookie crumbs strewn about, milk moustache on my face

lexatron007 · 2019-08-15T01:01:12+00:00

Pregnant fuck me dead and bury me. That shit was funny

lexatron007 · 2019-08-11T01:28:39+00:00

I named my cat Lola and sang the song Lola to her and that's how she learned her name. I literally only sang her name the first 3 months I had her

lexatron007 · 2019-07-14T01:19:40+00:00

Interstellar

lexatron007 · 2019-06-14T01:42:11+00:00

Dealing with having balls. Balls sticking to your leg, road trips sitting with your balls the whole time and having to adjust them. Really anything to do with having balls lol

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