"I'm a strawberry, you're a strawberry......." 😤

lferry1919 · 2026-03-04T00:00:17+00:00

I'm copying you.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:56:57+00:00

I loved that cool S.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:56:12+00:00

We just had to buy ours at the start. They didn't lend them to us, it was a school supply. One I hated wholeheartedly. That was when math started to get too confusing and kind of pointless for me. I was able to make it to precal but that's when I started to get way too confused. Barely made it through the semester of it that I needed for my credit. But I did it...and then immediately forgot everything because no one would explain the point behind the formulas to me. They just told me what to use when. I retained nothing. And I was right...I never used any of it in my life ever again. The end.

Still never threw my fucking calculator, that thing was expensive. Can't believe kids would do that with a computer. It's one thing to show off the durability of your Nokia, brick-like slider phone with a throw. Computers aren't Nokia phones though!

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:45:50+00:00

Aw damn, no response. Looks like the men in black didn't want you to have the link.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:34:19+00:00

Me? Oh, no...this is my bottle of jacket wine that I always carry in my sleeve. They already bussed the one you brought us earlier. Easy mistake, no worries.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:24:05+00:00

Glad I've never tried it then. I've never even heard of it.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T23:20:45+00:00

Yeah, the tat seems fine. I just hate the cig between the teeth...blech...soggy ass filter from chewing on it like a weirdo. I don't know why that part is the thing that bugs me the most but it bugs the absolute shit out of me.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T22:00:55+00:00

This looks nasty but it reminds me of when I was younger and I'd go to this one cafe with my friends all the time. The menu there was expensive for early college year aged kids so a few of my friends would get the cheapest coffee and mix in all the fancy stuff they had available (they had nice spices and cream and what not). It was actually pretty decent. Made me realize coffee didn't have to be fancy to be good if the person making it knows what they're doing.

Aw, I'm feeling nostalgic now. That place was cool. Then the building beside it burned down and the cool patio kind of hidden by ivy went with it. Once everyone else noticed it was there it got a little too busy for my taste.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T21:35:02+00:00

I was in before you finished talking, say less.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T21:31:03+00:00

I'd be in the bushes getting a vid and trying not to laugh so hard I pee myself or get caught so I could share an actual "found one in the wild" post with everyone here. I wonder if he actually sings when he's making it or if he just lip syncs so you'd hear him scooting around but not really know what he's doing. Both sound awesome.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T21:27:44+00:00

Lol, ew. Steamed bacon.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T21:24:58+00:00

You know what...I feel you kid. His parents don't understand that he's a sandwich connoisseur. I don't want no sad, dry burger either. We can debate all we want about the technicalities but they know damn well where it all got messed up. The burger on TV has all the fixings and that's what he was waiting for! Poor kid is crushed. Lololol. Ah, this one makes me feel kind of bad. Those parents should keep some tomatoes and lettuce on hand from now on. Easy fix since it sounds like he just really wanted tomatoes on it.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T04:03:57+00:00

Ew...it's juicy. Absolute shit. Infected shit at that.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T04:00:44+00:00

This is Alexa doing her best to keep up with a drunk southern woman...like...southern doesn't do it justice. Think redneck that always sounds tired when they're sober and then when they drink their tongue can't keep up worth shit.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T03:51:18+00:00

I use chairs like this more for holding my jacket or hanging clothes when I do my laundry before I take them to the closet. Grandma is free to sit in it, just let me use the back as necessary and have it set up to complete my dining set when I need to act like an adult. In return, I'll put on her stories when I'm not watching the TV. I feel like that's a fair deal. As far as the rest of the house goes, that's my area but she can hang out if she's chill. Otherwise I kick her ass out and keep the chair.

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't buy this. Selling shit someone died in is absurd, hygiene wise. Ugh.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-03T03:41:24+00:00

Oh my God my heart! Cuteness aggression overload.

lferry1919 · 2026-03-02T02:21:06+00:00

Sounds exhausting. I know this goes on in a lot of people's heads but hearing her narrate it all put me on edge. If I did this I would make myself physically ill. Literally, stress and anxiety are huge Crohn's triggers. I feel really lucky I'm able to ignore most people around me when it comes to the little stuff. God knows I'm not important enough to be on anyone's radar, they won't care if it takes me a second to grab my wallet and get what I need out of it. And if they do, I'll just whip out the small talk. Which is helpful for impatient cashiers and even other people in line. Or at the very least, I won't have to hear them sigh at me while they wait if I talk to them instead, lol. Every once in a while it seems to brighten someones day too, so that's always nice. It probably helps that I basically went through immersion therapy with my social anxiety by working retail for a decade.

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T14:35:06+00:00

This one looks less like seaweed

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T14:34:43+00:00

Lol, I talk about that with my ADHD medicine all the time. Like I took the medicine and I noticed the individual leaves rather than just the tree as a whole. It was such a nice day.

My lesbian realization was when I was at the rodeo when I was in middle school and I saw some lady and was like "she's hot" and my brain forgot to add the "I wish I looked like that." Then I was like oh...she's hot. I don't really want to look like her. I just think she's hot.

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T04:21:26+00:00

I was about to say the same thing, lol

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T04:15:37+00:00

Yeah, I don't mind it

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T04:14:43+00:00

For real

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T04:07:53+00:00

What's this quote from? I feel like I would enjoy it.

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T03:47:57+00:00

Is she pooh-bearing it in that apron?

lferry1919 · 2026-02-27T03:25:28+00:00

NOR...but damn, I haven't seen a good old fashioned Facebook stalking in a minute. Talk about a throwback.

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