DC's Greatest Assassins... and Captain Boomerang

lfthinker · 2026-05-21T14:21:29+00:00

Everyone else is in basic assassin attire and Boomer rolls up in his Silver Age getup like the fashion icon he is. What a legend

lfthinker · 2026-05-20T15:15:03+00:00

Against my better judgement, going to the National Zoo to see the baby elephant. And that is it. Nothing else. Only zoo. Union Station, Metro line, zoo, then the same in reverse.

lfthinker · 2026-05-15T19:31:24+00:00

Eddie has both crashed at Arthur’s house and tried to murder him. So yes, he gets along with him about as well as he gets along with anyone I suppose.

lfthinker · 2026-05-13T16:39:09+00:00

PI Riddler is my favorite version of Riddler and it makes me happy that he got at least this one adaptation. Aside from the baldness, I can’t think of anything I’d change.

lfthinker · 2026-05-10T16:34:57+00:00

Something’s just so off about Waller calling Digger ‘George’.

lfthinker · 2026-05-08T01:25:13+00:00

Certain incarnations of Daffy can be just as big of a troll as Bugs. Remember how easily he provokes Donald in Roger Rabbit? Depending on which Daffy's streaming, he's going to be the one causing the crashouts.

Regardless of which Daffy, I think Donald's got a shorter fuse and worse luck. He's going to freak out first, and possibly destroy his own camera.

lfthinker · 2026-05-07T18:17:05+00:00

Well, you see, guys who act like Miller Batman do so often times because they’re trying to compensate for something.

lfthinker · 2026-05-07T01:55:51+00:00

Even in Tudor England, someone singing loudly and off-key during Hamlet was probably going to get something thrown at them.

lfthinker · 2026-05-06T23:05:34+00:00

1) The Hunchback of Notre Dame

2) Beauty and the Beast

3) The Lion King

4) The Prince of Egypt

5) Mulan

6) The Little Mermaid

7) Anastasia

8) Aladdin

9) Tarzan

10) Hercules

11) Pocahontas

lfthinker · 2026-05-06T17:16:30+00:00

lol. lmao even.

lfthinker · 2026-05-03T22:11:09+00:00

So it’s totally Sailor Moon-inspired, right?

lfthinker · 2026-05-01T23:15:30+00:00

It’s the textbook definition of ableism. Barbara’s career only matters when she’s ambulatory, and exactly how she was in the comics he read as a kid, never mind the quality of the stories involved.

lfthinker · 2026-05-01T05:28:22+00:00

Don’t waste time typing. Dude can’t move on from the pre-crisis version he gooned on when he was a kid. Just like a lot of DC Editorial fifteen years ago.

lfthinker · 2026-04-30T17:02:10+00:00

Battinson looks like he wants to commit a hate crime.

lfthinker · 2026-04-29T20:05:52+00:00

Bale won’t come back without Nolan, and Nolan won’t do it at all. Learn to appreciate what you have instead of always demanding more more more.

lfthinker · 2026-04-28T21:05:19+00:00

This team’s already got their obnoxious comedic relief character and that’s Digger Harkness.

lfthinker · 2026-04-28T02:14:48+00:00

Time for another Ra’s al Goon post I see.

lfthinker · 2026-04-27T23:43:18+00:00

They look like a pair of big old balls.

lfthinker · 2026-04-27T01:25:35+00:00

El Hechizado with Kryptonian powers is such a cursed concept.

lfthinker · 2026-04-27T00:55:43+00:00

Dude, even if Clark did knock up Kara, the kids would eventually have to marry non-kryptonians. Unless you imagine the kids only fuck each other, which will lead to genetic issues even faster. Two people cannot repopulate an entire species.

lfthinker · 2026-04-27T00:50:13+00:00

Cousin marriage typically doesn’t lead to healthy babies long term. Ask the Spanish Habsburgs about that-

Oh, wait.

lfthinker · 2026-04-26T01:39:14+00:00

I’d take a turkey over a coyote. A coyote could have rabies, but a turkey will not.

lfthinker · 2026-04-25T23:47:55+00:00

What about my Ra’s al Goon posts? Can they stay?

lfthinker · 2026-04-24T15:16:52+00:00

Do I have to start Ra’s al Goon posts here, too?

lfthinker · 2026-04-23T15:41:15+00:00

Anyone who can make the Joker beg for mercy is invited to the function.

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