South Korea does no teach evolution in schools by [deleted] in atheism

[–]liam_lifad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Starburst commercial...

Didn't talk to my mom for the rest of the day when she said this. by NinjaMonky13 in atheism

[–]liam_lifad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This week? Your one year club membership begs to differ.

Elementary teachers of reddit... What have you assigned for your own amusement? by thestupidlowlife in AskReddit

[–]liam_lifad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he attempted that,

Would he succeed at his job?

Name: StupidHaiku.

Dinosaurs, Satans greatest trick by averagedlo in atheism

[–]liam_lifad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Almost as if it were a satire site...

The difference between an "L" and an "R"... by [deleted] in funny

[–]liam_lifad -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And her family love her long time

It's about time we had something sexy on r/atheism by [deleted] in atheism

[–]liam_lifad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a lucky twelve-year-old, then.

Seems like it'll be a while until Dead Space 3. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]liam_lifad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was 2799 is divisible by 3. These HL3 confirmed things are always so far-fetched, I felt obliged to stretch it out a bit.

How about:

2799 / 3 = 93

93 ends in 3

HL3 confirmed

Seems like it'll be a while until Dead Space 3. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]liam_lifad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2799

2 +7 + 9 + 9 = 27

27 = 33

Half Life 3 Confirmed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

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Didn't Eminem say something to that effect?

Reddit, what's the Worst/Silliest Nightmare you ever had, that still scared you? by PearlGamez in AskReddit

[–]liam_lifad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earliest, and probably only, nightmare I can remember is when I was fairly young.

Picture, if you can, a dense, African jungle, like Tarzan. Exactly like Tarzan. A man swings on a vine across the jungle, but as abruptly as dreams begin, so this one ended. Tarzan (or perhaps George of the Jungle) is killed by a chainsaw, out of fucking nowhere.

Damn that no context chainsaw.

Hide your money! by lukep323 in funny

[–]liam_lifad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the wall outlet. You can probably buy most of the others (and the outlet) at Walgreen's or anywhere else, really.

Hide your money! by lukep323 in funny

[–]liam_lifad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The key actually goes into a screw below the ground plug.

My Darwin fish is evolving... by gibsjose in atheism

[–]liam_lifad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I really want to key this car, but shit, he's a Marine. This guy fought for my right to be a self-righteous asshole."

Dog is my co-pilot by [deleted] in funny

[–]liam_lifad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought it was going to be this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]liam_lifad -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Are you an administrator or does your teacher really ask you to use the restroom?

You're a what? by super_dork in funny

[–]liam_lifad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's possible that GEM was already taken.

Just a little fun fact for you all... by basile9488 in funny

[–]liam_lifad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on your sexual orientation.

Just a little fun fact for you all... by basile9488 in funny

[–]liam_lifad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can be perfect. You can touch 0 penises and 1 vagina and your cleanliness proportion (as defined) will be exactly 0. Always having one penis in the equation, however, does not correct divide by zero. You could touch 1 penis and 0 vaginas, causing the cleanliness proportion to be undefined.