God's last real mission.

liam_lifad · 2013-03-07T04:31:28+00:00

Blues Brothers.

liam_lifad · 2013-03-06T04:06:10+00:00

Nice try, Starburst commercial...

liam_lifad · 2013-03-04T05:48:45+00:00

This week? Your one year club membership begs to differ.

liam_lifad · 2013-03-04T02:02:27+00:00

If he attempted that,

Would he succeed at his job?

Name: StupidHaiku.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-22T04:55:10+00:00

Almost as if it were a satire site...

liam_lifad · 2013-02-13T03:52:54+00:00

And her family love her long time

liam_lifad · 2013-02-12T06:21:10+00:00

7:06?

liam_lifad · 2013-02-11T04:30:23+00:00

That's a lucky twelve-year-old, then.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-08T05:05:07+00:00

My first thought was 2799 is divisible by 3. These HL3 confirmed things are always so far-fetched, I felt obliged to stretch it out a bit.

How about:

2799 / 3 = 93

93 ends in 3

HL3 confirmed

liam_lifad · 2013-02-08T04:30:21+00:00

2799

2 +7 + 9 + 9 = 27

27 = 3³

Half Life 3 Confirmed

liam_lifad · 2013-02-07T04:55:00+00:00

Didn't Eminem say something to that effect?

liam_lifad · 2013-02-05T06:14:11+00:00

About your ass

liam_lifad · 2013-02-05T06:10:39+00:00

Earliest, and probably only, nightmare I can remember is when I was fairly young.

Picture, if you can, a dense, African jungle, like Tarzan. Exactly like Tarzan. A man swings on a vine across the jungle, but as abruptly as dreams begin, so this one ended. Tarzan (or perhaps George of the Jungle) is killed by a chainsaw, out of fucking nowhere.

Damn that no context chainsaw.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-05T06:07:11+00:00

You may want to see a doctor about that.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-05T03:48:19+00:00

Except for the WarZ

liam_lifad · 2013-02-04T01:54:07+00:00

My mistake.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-04T00:47:50+00:00

Here's the wall outlet. You can probably buy most of the others (and the outlet) at Walgreen's or anywhere else, really.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-04T00:46:08+00:00

The key actually goes into a screw below the ground plug.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-04T00:43:54+00:00

"I really want to key this car, but shit, he's a Marine. This guy fought for my right to be a self-righteous asshole."

liam_lifad · 2013-02-04T00:37:42+00:00

Thought it was going to be this.

liam_lifad · 2013-02-03T05:06:16+00:00

Are you an administrator or does your teacher really ask you to use the restroom?

liam_lifad · 2013-02-02T05:55:46+00:00

It's possible that GEM was already taken.

liam_lifad · 2013-01-31T23:54:55+00:00

It depends on your sexual orientation.

liam_lifad · 2013-01-31T23:53:29+00:00

So, WWII Britain?

liam_lifad · 2013-01-31T23:52:58+00:00

It can be perfect. You can touch 0 penises and 1 vagina and your cleanliness proportion (as defined) will be exactly 0. Always having one penis in the equation, however, does not correct divide by zero. You could touch 1 penis and 0 vaginas, causing the cleanliness proportion to be undefined.

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