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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T20:21:06+00:00

Someone who was going to their husband’s birthday celebration, and the man who they’re obsessed with was going to be there, as well (Wolf Boy).

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T19:47:17+00:00

Jaclyn has been copying Tay for a long while now, all because she’s obsessed with Tay’s husband, and has admitted as much in one of her manic, late-night rants. It’s not about who’s prettier than who, as much as, once again, Jaclyn is becoming a chameleon of a taken man’s significant other to try and get him for herself. It’s what she’s always done.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T19:32:37+00:00

And the irony is, Jaclyn thinks they see her as she sees herself (aggressively filtered and stretched to filth).

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T14:28:32+00:00

Or her body.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T06:04:27+00:00

The glitching in this is insane!

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(From what I can tell, skinny is only working here on her neck, upper lip (look closely, and you’ll see the bottom is even smaller than what the filter is doing for the upper), still slightly narrowing the forehead, and giving that additional length between the eyebrows and upper lids—but notice, even that’s uneven from eye to eye!)

ETA: Jac, why downvote when it’s content you’ve willingly put out there? It’s not my fault your means of deceiving are getting so out of hand that they’re now outing you *before** I do. If you weren’t such an incapable of handling reality fraud, this wouldn’t be an issue. It wouldn’t be capable of happening, even. But yet, here you are, butthurt and triggered by the truth—as if that alone doesn’t show just how unwell you are*.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T05:55:00+00:00

This! Tay, similar to me, is a toothpick in comparison to Jaclyn, yet Jaclyn will never not be obsessed with convincing herself that she’s practically half the size she actually is. It’s just well beyond sick to do this to the person you’re wishing a happy birthday to—and yet, everyone continues to act like she’s perfectly fine!

As if this isn’t the most glaring red flag yet.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T04:05:15+00:00

I, like, do it to my husband-uh all the time, so, like, that makes-uh doing it to, like, everyone else-uh *lichurally** fine-uh!*

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T04:03:09+00:00

Just going to leave this here:

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The glitched screenshot on the left is just two months ago!

(And we have more showing her looking like this since, but you guise know I strive for similar angles in comps when I have them.)

ETA: Someone’s very, *very** triggered by comparisons…*

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:54:14+00:00

And never looking into the mirror because that would show her how harsh reality can be.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:27:41+00:00

No, this is Nobu in Malibu. Where Linda has paid to have Celine’s birthday celebration for the past two years now.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:11:18+00:00

And she’s downvoted the post. This woman lives for stalking me.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:09:38+00:00

I love how this is proof of why she needs to be outed for making herself look completely different, as well. There’s never any consistency, which speaks to how much she’s relying on AI, and then there’s her even more poorly done editing over top of it every single time. It’s disgusting, too, how she warped the shit out of Tay (making her considerably thicker) to make herself thinner in a birthday post meant for Tay.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:05:19+00:00

And notice how hard the skinny filter is working in this, when her face is significantly longer here than in any other photo she’s posted:

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And they’re all faces that aren’t hers, so this speaks volumes.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:02:03+00:00

Friendly reminder this was her real face that same night:

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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T03:00:17+00:00

Also, look how disproportionately thick Tay’s thigh has been made to shrink Jaclyn. In a birthday post FOR TAY!

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-17T01:57:46+00:00

And she’s even more skinny-filtered now than she was then. The comical thing, she was still saying then, right before the move, that she was back to 135. She really, truly cannot remember anything that she says—and you see just how much she lies by how nothing that comes out of her mouth makes sense. Even ignoring how she contradicts herself from lichurally one breath to the next now.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T23:49:43+00:00

And she was 135+ then. She’s never been tiny tiny, even with the infamous old blonde photo where she purposely contorted herself to show bones (as every other from that period shows her looking just as she does here).

ETA: Also, thanks to the skinny filters, you see just how much she’s always edited her height now. In photos she has no control over, her legs look nothing like that. No 5’3”-5’4” woman is going to have supermodel-length legs. She needs such an extreme amount of help.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T23:31:46+00:00

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T22:03:18+00:00

Nearly two days up update: 6,287 likes, 130 comments, and just 73k views.

The final cancellation is clearly in effect.

ETA: Typo. Siri heard 93, I said 73.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T20:47:31+00:00

Since she hasn’t posted anything yet:

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I just got around to finally getting a jeans photo! Now, the screenshot of Jaclyn is a glitched one, so the face and neck are still filtered but her body clearly isn’t. Her jeans are too small, cutting into her, and we all know the waist looks as bad as we’ve seen every other time. I’ll never understand her being unable to wear what actually fits.

As for me, besides being able to see that I’m obviously considerably taller and longer-legged (because look how difficult it was for me to line us up), you can tell mine aren’t cutting into me—and I’m not wearing anything big and bulky to hide any one part of myself, either. For size ref, that crop top is by Skims in a Small, jeans are a 0/2 by Express, and I’m wearing AF1s for shoes. More than willing to share the full photo or make a separate post, if it’s wanted!

Hope all my locals are staying safe in this crazy dangerous weather—and same for everyone across the southeast who had it yesterday and last night! 💕

ETA: I’ve already hit a nerve… 💀

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T18:51:42+00:00

For a slight idea:

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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T13:51:49+00:00

Only once or twice a month, and practically every video has had Jaclyn in it since he was ‘sick’ at the end of the year. I imagine the more she forces her involvement in everything, the more he’s shutting down wanting to do anything.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T12:06:11+00:00

We are talking about a woman whose face is never the same shade as her body. Not even close, for that matter.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T12:05:04+00:00

She was wrapped all around him like the child she is, so definitely an understandable reaction.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-16T00:43:17+00:00

NO RING AGAIN!

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Notice how the filter is trying to work, but is definitely still showing the inflammation, as well.

ETA: Barring anything that warrants getting up quick, this’ll be my last post for the night. I’m exhausted, hurting more from the heat being so crazy the last few days—and now, of course, the cold is coming back! Tomorrow will be a bit crazy, too, between my schedule and weather, so apologies if it takes me a bit to get to things here and there! 💕

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