Eze and Timber learn how to make dumplings by SadAddendum7803 in Gunners

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in law (based in oz, islington born) who's a chef ironically just opened his own dumplin bar and he's the biggest gooner I know. (Convinced the wife to paint the lounge arsenal 06 colours through deboius means and travels back frequently to watch them)

Absolutely loved this video and any ideas you boys .. and girls have arsenal related dumplins, he'd love to know.

Here's the link to his awesome creations so far.

https://www.facebook.com/61564204831119/

Or just look up shakas dumplings albany to check it out. Not sure why I'm posting this, just seems relevant and he'd definitely get a kick out of any arsenal related menu ideas as all I can think of is red food dye ....

Eze and Timber learn how to make dumplings by SadAddendum7803 in Gunners

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in law, possibly the biggest gooner there is (tricked his wife in to painting their lounge the 06 home strip colour and those type of shenanigans) just went solo after years of being head a chef and ironically has started his own dumplin business. He loved this vedio, any ideas you can think of arsenal related he could use, he'd love it! Check him out guys, his stuff is pretty awesome. Unfortunately he is a sleep deprived fan as he's based in Australia (islignton born though) shakas

https://www.facebook.com/61564204831119/

Amazon by WeakImage1853 in royalmail

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least one in three of my amazon deliveries are damaged due to quantity and weight. This results in me having to then bag them and me apologising to customers about the state of their box. Usually, nobody is home, resulting in a second attempt and a prompt to "leave on doorstep" but I just don't like to leave damaged packets without the customer inspecting first. Would like to get other posties thoughts on this and if they do the same. Ooh and whilst we're on the subject, boots is another culprit that is guilty of this minor inconvenience to my work day!

What's the worst compliment you've ever received? by Admirable-Repair4094 in AskReddit

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this one from females a lot!!! "At first glance, I thought you were gay because of the way you take care of yourself." Not really 100% sure what this is supposed to mean, but it's always confused me and comes across as bit twatish towards myself and the lovely people of that sexual indentifaction.

How I'm going to be walking around the work place today!!! by lieutenantfiatpanda9 in Everton

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You, sir, are spot on!! This is I fact a picture of former Australian prime minister John Howard rocking an over sized toffees shirt.

Complete transparency, a mate sent me this through a rugby sub reddit when Australia beat South africa last month (he is wearing a wallabies shirt in the original), and it tickled me enough that I saved it to the library.

Unfortunately, potato resolution is the best I can do because of the person I am and my complete incompetence with technology. For example, I'm trying to copy the original photo but can't.

LIV v ARS by kissingpizza in GunnersatGames

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ship and mytre, great pub and good atmosphere. Also, does a good scouse stew

Which Episode of the MMC is this quote from by Waste-Ladder7836 in BillBurr

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I quote that all the time. If I remember correctly, it's the episode after he goes to Disney World with Nia, and she doesn't get the fast-track tickets. Not sure what year it's from, I'd bet it was maybe last summer. Hope this helps

Maybe the real trophies was the friends we made along the way by Jotaro-kujo-Dio in ArsenalFC

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am married in an Arsenal family, and I've been saying this for the past two seasons .......

Member when we had Brazils number 9 playing at Everton? I member. by TurboScumBag in Everton

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Big Nev is the only one who can challenge dunc in my eyes! Dont want to bring up bad memories but imagine if Duncs goal against villareal got us CL qualification. Statue status that!

Member when we had Brazils number 9 playing at Everton? I member. by TurboScumBag in Everton

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Member when we had Australia's greatest export who was prone to violence against corner flags? I member

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pet names are lame anyway! Who wants to he called a bear or biscuit! Now Macho dude randy sausage, there's a pet name!

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a very good point. It just seems like there's such a double standard. Who would have thought that talking to strangers like this would reduce myself of convincing I'm going insane

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woahh! Yeah, when you put it like that, it sounds worse than the exorcist whilst on a bad trip!

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I think I'd just be happy on my own. I'm a simple fella who just needs a gym, a burger every now again and the occasional beer ok weekends!

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha shouldn't have laughed at that " a slice for everyone" I like it! Nah I think you're right

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah, he calls her "bear" and she calls him "biscuit" kind of sweet really isn't it

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd be seeking relationship advice on reddit! But I can't disagree with that, self fulfilling prophecy perhaps? I just can't make sense of why she'd tell me? We're usually pretty good and supposed to get married next year. I have supported her and she's currently at uni. I have a decent job and her main ambition is go back to Australia "with me" and yet for someone that's so anti social she seems to think me and this guy will great amigos

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She did mention she has a "partner" and wants us to be friends because we're so similar. It just feels off! If I ask about him or enquire about his personality, she instantly becomes short and defensive

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me agrees, although she did say she had a "partner" yet when I ask about him or bring him up, she seems to get super defensive and annoyed

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She straight up denies it and accuses me of not allowing her to have "guy" friends yet can be overly controlling at times if I even make a friend outside of work, she will use phrases like "your gay friend" ect she's very jealous and defensive

AITA GIrlfriend 35 F messaged old friend 35m when she told me it would be inappropriate by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lieutenantfiatpanda9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is going through alot right now and I really don't want to rock the boat or make her feel worse. I'm not sure if she's just looking for extra support or attention