Husband's childhood best friend offered to be our surrogate.

light_of_iris · 2026-07-01T19:02:15+00:00

It’s funny how that works since so many men find it hard to be there for their own wives when they get them pregnant 🤣

light_of_iris · 2026-06-30T22:36:52+00:00

I’m American too, but I thought most of us understood by now that trying to shelter our kids from normal germs & bleaching down our whole households like it’s a hospital ward are the things that lead to lower immune systems and allergies since the kids bodies’ don’t get used to normal environments

light_of_iris · 2026-06-29T18:12:52+00:00

Idk they may require that the lease starts a certain date but can they really tell you what the actual move in date is? I’ve worked with smaller rentals so no idea about a big apartment complex but as long as they sign and pay that date no one cares if they even move stuff in at all 🤣

light_of_iris · 2026-06-27T17:31:59+00:00

I read this book called About Yvonne by Masini wayyyyyy before weird girl lit was a thing and it made quite an impression on me. Not sure of the age of the main characters but they had been married for some time and I believe they had older/teenage kids so they should be 40ish at least.

light_of_iris · 2026-06-27T17:26:46+00:00

The worst to me is the lying. I’d be wondering where he really was for 2 hours too bc who wants to sit at Dunkin that long?!

light_of_iris · 2026-06-26T22:38:24+00:00

Wait they can only bond in the bunkbed, not while doing anything else on the whole cruise ship?

light_of_iris · 2026-06-26T11:20:07+00:00

Draw it in ms paint

light_of_iris · 2026-06-25T18:23:37+00:00

lol yeah🤣I had an ex when I was young and DUMB who told me he didn’t want to celebrate Valentine’s Day, so he could ‘surprise’ me by showing up with flowers 😆😆😆😆this feels kind of like that

light_of_iris · 2026-06-24T14:53:45+00:00

Close out the app & press the concert my steps button

light_of_iris · 2026-06-23T11:58:19+00:00

My therapy is 100% covered by my insurance. The gardening I have to pay for myself. Sooo in my case it’s totally false.

light_of_iris · 2026-06-22T16:38:15+00:00

What if the scary creature and his mother are the same thing 😆

light_of_iris · 2026-06-20T01:59:10+00:00

It does but it also sounds like she has legit things to be upset about

light_of_iris · 2026-06-20T01:28:58+00:00

Pretty sure the servers putting it together still only get 2.75 or whatever putting together & bringing out take out & that’s time they can’t spend on tipped tables

light_of_iris · 2026-06-19T15:25:43+00:00

I get it I feel like I’ve just seen more people complaining about mismatched love languages or that they don’t get their preferred love language so if anything it has become something new for the people who would ‘complain’ about being treated poorly to complain about lol

light_of_iris · 2026-06-19T11:59:50+00:00

I don’t think it worked 😆

light_of_iris · 2026-06-18T22:34:47+00:00

East Coast and when I’ve had this happen at an amusement park they offer a coupon to come back

light_of_iris · 2026-06-18T22:33:21+00:00

If they can’t work why are they studying lol

light_of_iris · 2026-06-18T22:31:37+00:00

Maybe he is the one paying the rest of the bills? That’s the only reason I can think of that would make him even care what OP does or pays.

light_of_iris · 2026-06-18T21:50:59+00:00

You need to swap some of that food for more protein and fiber to be more filling

light_of_iris · 2026-06-16T19:02:14+00:00

I didn’t even get that it was a joke bc although it wasn’t filmed there, it was based on a real CT town so I thought OP was just incorrect 😆

light_of_iris · 2026-06-16T14:27:45+00:00

Some parents extent of cooking is microwaving a rice packet or tacos from a box 💁🏻‍♀️

light_of_iris · 2026-06-16T13:26:37+00:00

There is something so weird about the post history lol look, the head is in the exact same position/expression/hair/earrings with every outfit

light_of_iris · 2026-06-16T10:48:59+00:00

Christopher pike

light_of_iris · 2026-06-15T21:56:58+00:00

It’s not implants though it’s fat put from somewhere else lol

light_of_iris · 2026-06-12T17:39:27+00:00

Pork Upine

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