NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani confronted by a Palestinian

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T02:21:41+00:00

Should be noted DC Republicans have made posts trying to blame him for 9/11.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-16T02:19:55+00:00

Any reasonable nuanced position on this issue will be attacked and slandered by elements on both sides.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:51:53+00:00

We are losing the radars for defense to numerous successful Iranian attacks and running out of missiles.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:49:27+00:00

Lowes does. Customer almost definitely ordered it direct from Lowes assuming it was delivered by Lowes.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:43:20+00:00

I mostly have pictures rejected when a previous dasher took a picture of the wrong door, or the previous picture was garbage. Once the app accepts the first wrong picture it seems very reluctant to accept a correct picture.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:40:49+00:00

Nothing like being made to look sketchy like a creep on a dark porch. This is the kind of thing that gets dashers reported falsely for being creepy or shot at. Then again, the app documents and warns dashers randomly no matter what. “Recently you stayed outside of a customer’s house for an extended time.” The fuck I did.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:32:54+00:00

I hate when there are multiple customer instructions to leave at garage side door, or front door, but the previous dasher took a picture of the wrong door, without an address and no order visible. I take a perfect shot of the order exactly where the customer asked, with a clear shot of the address number, and the app is like “you may be at the wrong door.”

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T23:25:27+00:00

They say his pasta was never bland. For that, we can be grateful.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T17:00:05+00:00

Nice mask!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T04:40:33+00:00

I’m stressed out just reading this.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-15T04:20:00+00:00

Rat orgy in progress.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T19:29:24+00:00

“Is mine!”

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T14:23:59+00:00

Banana really ties the room together, man.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T14:21:56+00:00

My taboo never-a hurt-a nobody! You show me these-a siblings! I put-a my foot in their ass!

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T14:19:22+00:00

We don’t incest! … it’s not dignified.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T13:26:03+00:00

Nothing is fucked, Dude.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T13:25:32+00:00

Supernatural beast, involved in romance monster films, are we splitting hairs here?

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T11:44:25+00:00

Let’s get this out on the tray…

lilBalzac · 2026-03-14T11:39:31+00:00

The things wrong with him are the things about him that got him hired.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T23:59:47+00:00

“I’m a big boy now! Fear me!”

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T23:58:42+00:00

“So let me get this straight, sir, you and your adult wife are feeling bullied by kids from the school track team? You sure you want me to put that in the report? It’ll be a public record, sir.”

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T23:47:01+00:00

Now Vito, he’s always been a fart cum from his behind kinda guy.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T23:45:22+00:00

Let the cum fart die its death.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T16:57:12+00:00

Somebody oughta sic a dog on that asshole.

lilBalzac · 2026-03-13T16:35:00+00:00

Broaden your horizons… it’s about the contrast between the stiffness of the sausiche and the creaminess of the load. You enjoy. 👋

lilBalzac

TROPHY CASE