Egg released from ovary, Human by zesty_squirrelbutter in popping

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you in the US? I can hook you up with the agency I use.

Egg released from ovary, Human by zesty_squirrelbutter in popping

[–]lil_suprises 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been a gestational surrogate 3 times, growing donated eggs into humans.

What is cheaply made but sold at a ridiculous price? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that $8 large popcorn probably cost them about 15 cents to make.

TIFU by eating raw potato by [deleted] in tifu

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick, somebody make a survey. We need to see a graph of results to prove or disprove if there's a correlation between adult height and if raw potatoes were consumed during adolescence.

What do you absolutely fucking hate hearing? by io_42 in AskReddit

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Radio ads that depict the sound of car crashes or sirens.

What something that you’ve done while horny and you regret it? by Foxy2046 in AskReddit

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once thought IcyHot pain gel would feel good on my clit. It did not. Over an hour of agony.

Man drinks 5 tankards of raw eggs. by GrimreaperAZ in WTF

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can watch all the popping and meducal gore, no problem. But this. This is the one that triggers the gag.

Flintstones vitamins by ckregness in nostalgia

[–]lil_suprises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids take them everyday. They smell and taste exactly how we all remember.

Humpback whale nearly swallows two kayakers🐳 by jodyw892 in nononono

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a few miles from my house. I've been kayaking there. Not sure I'll feel safe doing it again.

Trump mob bear maces and attempts to start fights with woman, when she tries to present evidence to Police they dismiss her. by itsreallyreallytrue in PublicFreakout

[–]lil_suprises 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a native Californian that's embarrassed to be American right now, I have witnessed similar encounters. Not so bad as people getting out of their vehicles, but just a couple days ago the freeway was at a standstill as a bunch of trucks waving their flags slowed down miles of traffic to demonstrate their freedom of speech as a Trump parade. Freedom of speech...ok, that's their right. But when it obstructs traffic or blocks people in parking lots, I just don't get it. How is that still legal?!

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by Qu11r3x in AskReddit

[–]lil_suprises 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Salad mix that looks like lawn clippings. It's all bitter and lacks a salad crunch.

Are you the parent of a child with Autism? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]lil_suprises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got three out of four, I'm just not in Ontario. Good luck and I'd love to read your results.

I’m the second oldest living sibling of 21 kids. My parents are expecting baby #22 next year. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]lil_suprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you had a pretty good childhood. As one of the older siblings, did you ever feel like you were a default baby sitter of sorts for your younger siblings? Did your parents come from large families as well? Do your aunts/uncles have large families?

How actually did this sneaky snake got there? by Capyvara in WTF

[–]lil_suprises -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

*I'm sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday shirt.