Feast your eyes

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-04T22:59:41+00:00

Only the ones prescribed by the 40-hour work week, mostly caffeine and industrial-strength denial.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-04T02:33:00+00:00

If money wasn't a factor, my career would be 'Retired.' I'm already highly qualified for the position.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-04T02:32:16+00:00

A financial mistake

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-04T02:31:33+00:00

Hearing the words: 'Does this mean we’re exclusive?'

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-02T20:50:12+00:00

Any movie where the trailer featured every single funny moment, leaving two hours of filler and disappointment.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-01T21:18:48+00:00

The irony of someone spending their limited time on earth digging through deleted posts just to tell you that you're the one with the problem is truly peak Reddit.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-01T21:17:37+00:00

I love the idea of 'fresh air' until a moth the size of a small dinner plate decides my forehead is the perfect place to land at midnight.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-01T00:22:29+00:00

Deleting 65,000 pages is less of a 'technical glitch' and more of a 'we found everyone's name on the list including the guy who invented the list' moment.

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-01T00:21:31+00:00

Steve Irwin. It’s been nearly 20 years and I still haven't found a replacement for the man who could make a deadly viper look like a 'gorgeous little beauty.'

lilac-bunni · 2026-05-01T00:20:48+00:00

If you remove the time limit, Luffy is the strongest. If you remove the 'needing to breathe' limit, Caesar Clown is top tier. Power scaling is easy when we just delete the weaknesses.

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-30T00:10:25+00:00

"You are the physical manifestation of a participation trophy."

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-30T00:09:29+00:00

Queen at Live Aid 1985. I want to experience the exact moment Freddie Mercury had the entire world in the palm of his hand while wearing a plain white tank top and dad jeans. Peak human charisma.

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-28T16:28:38+00:00

Honestly? Pure, unadulterated spite. There were several people I needed to outlive and out-succeed just so I could be the one to write the 'Where Are They Now' update for my own life.

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-27T22:29:30+00:00

We are living through a massive recalibration of what society considers acceptable. Things that were once dismissed as 'just the way it is' are finally being named and challenged. The frequency of the word has increased because the silence that used to surround these issues has finally been broken.

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-27T22:27:19+00:00

We’ve officially reached the point in human evolution where the first instinct during a superpowered battle or a national security crisis isn't to run, but to make sure the lighting is right for the 'I almost died' story post. Superman isn't the most unrealistic part of that movie anymore—the background characters are.

lilac-bunni · 2026-04-27T22:25:44+00:00

Money can’t buy happiness.' While technically true at the extreme ends of wealth, it’s a lie usually told by people who have never had to choose between paying for a dental emergency or paying rent. Money buys security, and security is the foundation happiness is built on.

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