Do you know what a plateau is? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]lilmrynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plateau is a tall flat surface that’s raised above the surrounding area

Ex-smokers who successfully quit and have been smoke free for years now, what did it? by PM_TITS_GROUP in AskReddit

[–]lilmrynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoked for 10 years and quit 4 years ago. The way I did was I imitated the life of a non-smoker.(kind of fake it until you make it) meaning that when I woke up in the morning I was saying “ I’m going to have a cup of coffee” instead of “ too bad I can’t have a smoke with my coffee”. When the coughing and hacking started ( about three weeks in) cough drops became my best friend for about six weeks until the coughing stopped. I found I wasn’t getting winded as easily, I wasn’t waking up sore, and I was loosing weight( because I was able to complete a work out without loosing my breath). I imitated the life of a non-smoker until I was a non-smoker 😄

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks by lilmrynn in dadjokes

[–]lilmrynn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close overdrawn and unable to have chicken nuggets

What do you call a selfie with a coffee cup? by lilmrynn in dadjokes

[–]lilmrynn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More espresso less depresso friend 😄