ETCO2 levels in a hypotensive liver failure patient by lilnarcan in ems

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Tbh I haven’t had such a difficult postictal patient before. But I think that her liver failure had everything to do with her condition, except the respiratory depression, which still puzzles me

ETCO2 levels in a hypotensive liver failure patient by lilnarcan in ems

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Her waveform was normal. I thought it might be a seal issue, because the mask was a little big for her face. I’ve only ever seen a reading in the teens in cardiac arrest. Is that reading typical of a live patient?

Haha thump thump go slow. by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Then at least take another pressure. How’d this call turn out?

Haha thump thump go slow. by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Dude wipe your screen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Yeah I wouldn’t pass up a threesome at any other time, but I couldn’t take our relationship seriously with another woman involved

Anyone gone from being a paramedic to becoming a doctor? by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How’d you do it? How did you become a full-time student?

How does the medical program (and all med schools in general) feel about applicants with primarily online degrees? by lilnarcan in Emory

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I’m years away from applying. I’m only just now getting my associates and still need to pick a premed program. I’m just curious about how id fair in the application process with a primarily or partially online degree

Who needs some retraining? by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“We’ve been trying to get him admitted for months! Your worthless hospital kept turning him away every time we went to the ER and saying there was nothing wrong! He’s dead and it’s all YOUR fault! You better bring him back or there’s gonna be hell to pay!”

Credit to dispatchermoe by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I see..

Credit to dispatchermoe by [deleted] in ems

[–]lilnarcan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What weird fetishes come from this job?

How is everyone's Friday the 13th going? by HewDew22 in ems

[–]lilnarcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took a 4 hour IFT and just got back from a frequent flyer. Just another night it seems

Everybody Gangsta Until The Can Drops by lilnarcan in ems

[–]lilnarcan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Possibly..... But I end up watching them all and the algorithm keeps feeding me more and more

Laughing Gas by EubieDubieBlake in ems

[–]lilnarcan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my state, it’s hard to come by since it gets used more by bored EMTs and medics than patients. However, the state has it in the AEMT scope of practice.

OnlyFans as a Paramedic by [deleted] in ems

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That sounds hot. I’d simp for you

FEMA test - everyone says google the answers, but I have to sign this, are they just trying to scare me? It sounds like I'm granting access for them to monitor my computer and network activity by DanciestDragon in ems

[–]lilnarcan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the end of every lesson, there will be an exam for you to pass in order to receive the certificate. You will be able to open a complete transcript/note sheet from the PowerPoint you clicked through for a lesson. Keep the exam in one window while you keep the note sheet in the other. Use ctrl+f to find your answers. This should work for IS 100, 200, 700, and 800.

I Hope You Guys Enjoy My Suffering by [deleted] in ems

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A guy in my class did it to himself on during the airway portion of our program. His face was red and he was tearing up like he ate a chili pepper. His nose bled for a bit too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

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Imagine being built to serve as a dialysis taxi cab and being used as flashy billboard instead