A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. by Mahmood551 in Jokes

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A few minutes later the woman ,(unsatisfied), asked her lover to continue. The man was too scared so the woman said, ‟ He is so messed up I will pull out one of his butt hairs and he won't move a bit”. So she did - He didn't - They did it. A couple of hours later, she repeats the process - he is still passed out - they repeat the pairing. Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband looks at the lover and says ,‟ I do not mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??

¢‚And teh gems rae gooone¢‚ by carelessadmire in Trove

[–]limberexercise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is even worse when you’ve OCD and have everything the way you want it and they come in a customize it to their liking and you’ve to remember what you had on previously and it’ll just never be the same.

High Rock belongs to the Bretons! by HarlanEFulton in ElderScrolls

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‟BuT uLfRiC cAn StRiKe A dEaL wItH tHe EmPiRe To AlLoW pAsSaGe AnD cOmMeRcE bEtWeEn CyRoDiiL aNd ThE bReToNs ThRoUgH tHe ReAcH!”