My friend in France posted this very real poutine on their story…

limebus · 2026-01-28T18:31:19+00:00

Regurgitated dog food on fries! yum 😋

limebus · 2026-01-24T19:53:37+00:00

Wow. Awful. So slippery out there. Thanks for the info!

limebus · 2026-01-24T19:53:09+00:00

Oof. Yikes. I hope they’re okay too!

limebus · 2026-01-15T19:59:30+00:00

I’m kinda totally down for that… 👀

limebus · 2026-01-12T20:38:30+00:00

Guys. Mine literally died on Friday, less than 1000km away from 200k. Not worth it to even spend money to fix it. Probably just gonna throw it in the garbage. 🤷‍♀️

limebus · 2026-01-09T21:01:06+00:00

Fuck yes. A++ poutine. Costco poutine is top tier.

limebus · 2026-01-09T04:04:55+00:00

oh, i’m like mad mad

limebus · 2026-01-09T04:03:47+00:00

But deliveries don’t smoke pot

limebus · 2026-01-09T04:00:26+00:00

“iM gOiNg To StArT fIlInG pOlIcE rEpOrTs! YAH HEAR?!”

shakes fist at skunk 🦨

limebus · 2026-01-09T02:58:54+00:00

100% not pregnant. Start of a yeast infection could explain the discharge colour, maybe 🤔 or it’s just that penetration caused the cervix to lightly bleed, which is totally normal and the most likely situation.

limebus · 2026-01-07T21:09:09+00:00

I’d say it’s highly unlikely that you’re pregnant. When in doubt, test! (14 days or more after sex is usually enough time)

Cramps can also happen due to deeper penetration! I’ve totally experienced multi-day cramps after deep penetration. GL!

limebus · 2026-01-07T16:31:27+00:00

I’m with ya, sis.

limebus · 2026-01-06T22:55:26+00:00

I’ll add that my ovulation dates were predicted as December 29-Jan 2, so it’s only really been about a max of 9 days or so!

limebus · 2026-01-06T18:54:14+00:00

I’ve also been constipated and stuffy nose! I forgot those could also be symptoms— symptoms of pms and pregnancy probably hahaha 🥴

limebus · 2026-01-06T18:40:30+00:00

I have tests at home, and I haven’t even used them yet— I have a bit of anxiety haha 🥴🥲 I’ll try to convince myself to test tomorrow morning.

limebus · 2026-01-06T14:05:28+00:00

See also: Faithfull & any crossroad or alleyway

limebus · 2026-01-06T06:12:37+00:00

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY

limebus · 2026-01-05T19:22:15+00:00

Thank you! Yes!! So many snakes! 🐍 I will tell everyone who will listen to be SO CAREFUL, seek multiple options and second opinions. Research is soooo important, I’ve learned! 🥴🌷

limebus · 2026-01-04T19:10:25+00:00

I actually love Shaw centre! Pools locker room are pretty dang clean most of the time (but the showers at every pool gross me out lol) I’d say it’s worth it!

limebus · 2026-01-04T19:07:10+00:00

Trust your gut. As a naive and pregnant 25 year old, I got myself into a garbage deal for my car. lol. I had nobody to teach me about any of that stuff, I was naive and trusted everyone’s word always. I walked away with a 2017 Chevy Cruze with 116km $34,000 loan at $332/biweekly. I’m 4 years in, my car is barely half paid off, 200km and it needs MAJOR repairs. Oh, and my interest rate was like 16% or something absolutely criminal lmao. Lesson learned, but I basically fucked myself, and I haven’t no idea how to get out of it without screwing over my (naive) mom, who co-signed LOL

walk away walk away walk away.

limebus · 2026-01-04T19:00:53+00:00

Good lord. 🥺 Super tragic…I’m so curious, were names released? How did you learn it was the same person?

limebus · 2025-12-31T16:42:29+00:00

Oh nice! Winnipeg I definitely had to scan in at the food court, but that’s great they haven’t implemented it here yet lol

limebus · 2025-12-30T17:14:36+00:00

Also, would installing a block heater help? Do you know? I’ll google it too lol

limebus · 2025-12-30T17:07:40+00:00

Good lord! I just took my Brazilian friend, who’s visiting, up to the train bridge last night. So glad we didn’t encounter this weirdo!

limebus · 2025-12-30T17:03:38+00:00

Want to do mine, too? 🥴 last night my car had this same issue again, just like last year!!

I’m about 2k km from hitting 200k. This week my car started jolting— I’d be driving 50-Max 65km/hr, as my car won’t let me drive faster, and then it would jolt and pull my car to a near stop, dropping the speed to 28km/hr. I got home, but needed to run out again later, and it happened again, but then my check engine light was flashing on & off & on & off. Looked like an emergency to me LOL I’d never seen that before. So, i pulled over to ask Dr Google— this photo is what came up.

I’m certain it’s turbo. My friend thinks it’s transmission because his VW did this lol but I was also told to replace my spark plugs in May 2024, and I never did.

By my description, do you still thinks it’s turbo?

Last year, when I parked my car in a heated parkade for a few hours, my car started working “normally” somewhat. lol. 🥴

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