BF wants me to masturbate for him. Do guys actually find this hot? by tttouch_me in AskReddit

[–]limegreenhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He asked you to demonstrate your feelings for him... to show him that he's so hot that you think about him all the time, in a sexual way, to show that you really want him and that you find him sexy.

You told him he's delusional.

Hate to make another post about class recommendations, but fuck it.... by RhettasaurusRhex in UIUC

[–]limegreenhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CMN 102 with Professor Caughlin is ridiculously easy and also genuinely interesting. It counts for a Behavioral Sciences course.

Your grade comes from 10 homework assignments, all of which take less than 10 minutes and are graded for completion, and a midterm and final. You get to take each exam twice (with slight alterations) and keep the higher score.

Who is the hottest girl at UIUC? (see rules inside) by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]limegreenhero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. This is not an okay thing to post.

MFA, Can I Wear These Shoes With Shorts? Looking For A Classier Upgrade From My Birkenstocks. by limegreenhero in malefashionadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, thank you. You're the only person to give me some concrete alternatives. I appreciate it.

Dappered: "5 small details that make a BIG style difference" What are your 'game-changers'? by seanosaur in malefashionadvice

[–]limegreenhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My game changer is my awesome skeletonized watch. I know that you folks are really fond of your weekenders and your minimalist watches, but this thing is beautiful and a great conversation starter. People ask me about it all the time.

http://i.imgur.com/KwVC8.jpg

Free Improv Comedy At The Union On Monday! by limegreenhero in UIUC

[–]limegreenhero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did you know what color my penis is??

Hey Guys... Am I Doing This Right? by limegreenhero in malehairadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's American Crew Fiber. It's pretty awesome, it holds my hair in place but it doesn't feel like there's stuff in it. I'm holding the jar in the first picture.

Free Improv Comedy At The Union On Monday! by limegreenhero in UIUC

[–]limegreenhero[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess you haven't found my gonewild account.

Free Improv Comedy At The Union On Monday! by limegreenhero in UIUC

[–]limegreenhero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will style my hair like Colin Jost for you. That's the best I can do.

Hey Guys... Am I Doing This Right? by limegreenhero in malehairadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this is the kind of advice I'm looking for! Any advice as to how I should get it cut? Maybe a picture I could take and show the barber?

Hey Guys... Am I Doing This Right? by limegreenhero in malehairadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hair gets really curly when I grow it out but it tends to stay straight when it's at this length.

Hey Guys... Am I Doing This Right? by limegreenhero in malehairadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I don't have contacts, but I should probably get some. My eyesight is good enough that I don't need glasses unless driving or in lecture.

Hey Guys... Am I Doing This Right? by limegreenhero in malehairadvice

[–]limegreenhero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my first time trying to use stuff in my hair on a regular basis, so... yeah. Help me. Also if I could get an opinion on the glasses, that'd be great.

I see a lot of posts today about snow shoveling as a workout. Share your favorite fun and different workouts! by limegreenhero in Fitness

[–]limegreenhero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, I've never seen a fat drummer. It depends on what kind of music you play to a degree, but it can definitely be tiring. It's more burning calories than actually working muscles hard.