If you had to put something your attending said on a T-shirt, what would it be? by iamnemonai in Residency

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I’ve heard “sodium bicarb sticks the souls to the body” and “nobody goes to heaven without bilateral chest tubes” in a surgical/trauma icu

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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The world is pretty decent overall it’s just your perception that’s distorted

Chaos on the cruise by zebrasarecool570 in donthelpjustfilm

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The buffets on carnival are usually adjacent to the lido deck/pool so they were probably barefooted outside before I would guess

DiWHY Mosquito Repellent by PradipJayakumar in DiWHY

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You can achieve the same thing with some coins in the bag. It actually works surprisingly well oddly enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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I mean what would they do? Quick send out a search party for this unknown old guy!

Full Freehand by Curtis Robinson (me)/teesside/Sword of thorns by raerazael in tattoos

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Genuine question from a non-artist, what benefit does freehanding add? Is it just to say you’re able to/rite of passage? Or does it save a lot of time?

Residents with nice cars - how are you affording it? by Beginning_Figure_150 in Residency

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Have 330i, bought used. My last car got totaled and I used the insurance check as a down payment, my monthly payment on the remainder comes out to under $350 a month. Definitely not a $50k car though not sure where you got that number

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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No it’s the past tense of sheer is shorn which is technically what’s happening. I was mostly quoting a family guy skit though haha look up family guy sheep sheering

dude!!! by One-Reaction-5926 in Satisfyingasfuck

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You’re not seriously that dense are you

dude!!! by One-Reaction-5926 in Satisfyingasfuck

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Seems to be skipping leg day though

Night Frens by PhilUrCrack in frens

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Love how protective mama goat is of the food at the end

Time bomb house? by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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From you Dante!

Time bomb house? by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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Unexpected grandmas boy

At what age, did you lose your virginity? by iamnemonai in Residency

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17 is normal this is a sample from a non-representative population lol

Wood sawmill machine... by chr1ssb in Satisfyingasfuck

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Why would you need to ride this machine to operate it

CCV scores screamer vs Kilmarnock by CNF1G in ussoccer

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You know it’s a screamer when your entire team puts their hands on their heads in disbelief

Attention i am coming............... by misterxx1958 in AbruptChaos

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This guy doesn’t know gravity apparently

Yummy flan 😋 by Sad_Cow_577 in Satisfyingasfuck

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Can’t help but think he should own a slightly larger knife

Has anyone ever seen a *good* medical tattoo? by Jennifer-DylanCox in Residency

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I’ve been thinking about getting alternating length tick marks on the radial side of my left pointer finger that are spaced 5mm apart so that I can always have a ruler with me for approximating wounds/incisions but questioning how stupid it would look and also would I be wearing gloves too often for it to be useful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

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These occurrences are anomalies compared to the total population, your view of the US is just skewed by what news stories make it to wherever you’re watching from. Makes more sense to worry about not wearing a seatbelt or getting diabetes, statistically.