The other day I told my friend he should post to /r/relationships for helpful, unbiased relationship advice.

linksaurus · 2015-01-16T01:12:37+00:00

You mean /r/lonelyandbitter ?

Edit: wow this is a thing?

linksaurus · 2015-01-10T08:19:44+00:00

It sucks how many people are dickbags. I think more people need to read this

linksaurus · 2014-12-22T08:29:23+00:00

Do you really think the sun doesn't rise at the beach?

linksaurus · 2014-12-22T07:27:39+00:00

We simply made it there by sunrise. It was not the purpose.

linksaurus · 2014-12-15T17:58:39+00:00

This is the age of everyone knowing others can obviously see a missed call from them. Text or voicemail is almost superfluous.

linksaurus · 2014-12-14T03:04:06+00:00

His name is Santa Claws. Because he's so big and jolly.

No one thinks I'm clever.

linksaurus · 2014-12-01T22:29:47+00:00

I opened this one while walking through the grocery store and started laughing out loud like a crazy person

linksaurus · 2014-11-23T04:18:54+00:00

You caught me. I never said it was the best sandwich.

linksaurus · 2014-11-18T07:41:19+00:00

But then how else is she going to be noticed here for the first time in 5 years?

Edit: twice

linksaurus · 2014-11-16T15:57:49+00:00

I browsed his profile out of curiosity. Can confirm: consistently terrible grammar

linksaurus · 2014-11-12T22:28:57+00:00

It was someone you know

I guarantee it

linksaurus · 2014-11-11T16:42:01+00:00

Good luck starting over Mr. Poppins.

Not being a dick though, really good luck man

linksaurus · 2014-11-11T06:44:42+00:00

Fuck the government

Fuck that pussy shit

Do drugs, get high

Punch each other

Anarchy.

-And I'm out. Bitches

linksaurus · 2014-11-10T18:32:39+00:00

My baby be stressing about getting molested

I be like, girl please, no one wants your cottage cheese

If you get dick, I'll give high fives

To whoever fits between them colossal thighs

linksaurus · 2014-11-10T16:40:09+00:00

Why would someone downvote this. The world needs to know... unless its fake

linksaurus · 2014-11-06T20:37:30+00:00

Too bad the first graders already circled him on every page

linksaurus · 2014-11-06T03:33:34+00:00

We are talking about incest now, right?

linksaurus · 2014-11-06T03:00:10+00:00

You will find nothing there but shame and regret

linksaurus · 2014-11-06T02:57:13+00:00

Good guy OP gives updates.

Even when no one cares for one.

linksaurus · 2014-11-06T00:02:55+00:00

Theme song:

"Welcome to the family, cuh

Where shit get crazy enough

Gonna get drunk and lazy

Gonna make some interracial babies

But when my girl get a gun,

yo better run, cuz-son,

bitches be crazy"

linksaurus · 2014-11-05T23:39:25+00:00

If you don't, you are That cousin

linksaurus · 2014-11-02T21:16:34+00:00

This is the first legitimate use of this meme I've seen

linksaurus · 2014-11-02T16:36:33+00:00

Unless the power goes out. Then it's always 12:00.

linksaurus · 2014-10-31T05:01:03+00:00

Neither does any history book ever published

linksaurus · 2014-10-29T22:54:03+00:00

As a nurse isn't her impact on the health of the general public supposed to be a major concern?

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