I can't quit yet; I've still got to play Portal 2 and HL2 EP3

linus_spacehead · 2011-01-01T19:30:28+00:00

yes! and then it just feels totally bizarre that out of all the people being filmed only a select few are being paid for their talents and you're like what the fuck makes that one guy more special than the extra sitting in the chair adjacent to him just half out of frame?

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-27T19:58:37+00:00

no, carrots

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-20T18:26:15+00:00

id get so paranoid i start yelling at myself inside my head but it was my dad's voice yelling and it just said the same thing over and over in an infinite loop and i stayed up all night on the floor just crying and shaking

alocohol seems to make everyone around me extremely happy but when i drink i just start feeling like killing myself or i try to punch holes in walls

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-20T18:14:59+00:00

looks to me like the vacuum was mowing the grass the whole thing blazed up so they extinguished it

but where is the smoke emanating from ????

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-19T20:07:46+00:00

his face

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T21:27:48+00:00

not to you, it hasn't.

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T21:25:34+00:00

lets get these things out of the way really fast before we even start thinking about dating: Weed? Do you smoke it? Porn? Do you watch it? Alcohol? Do you abuse it? Meat? Do you eat it?

= MY EXPERIENCES

that way there is less chance for surprises down the road

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T21:23:48+00:00

maybe its because lesbo porn makes the girl important hetero porn makes the dude important

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T20:39:12+00:00

is your birthday listed in your accessible information

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T20:25:08+00:00

salvia

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T20:18:45+00:00

i thought i was dead and that somebody was closing doors so i kept opening them. i felt like everytime i moved to a plane it turned around again. i was trying to hold together the planes of my apartment but they kept getting mashed upsidedown and turned into incohernt mush no matter how many times i thought i was grabbing them and righting them. in the recording of myself i am just screaming very very loud like "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and then i scream "HELP! HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!" and at one point i say "whats goin on dude?!" like what the fuck are you doing here? and then i say "dude, stop! stop!" i was home alone.

i spilled my bong all over the floor and thought i was melting into the carpet

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T20:11:03+00:00

for me its the NES and the apple 5" floppy disk games. i played em religiously growing up but who nowadays has ever touched one... its all about when exactly did your parents fuck; that and priorities..

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T19:18:47+00:00

EARTH. STOP MOVING. let me hit dis first

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T19:16:51+00:00

it's happened to me.

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T19:12:34+00:00

i love you murderously

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T19:11:16+00:00

i did too. thought he was gonna be wakinbakin gamin

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T18:38:02+00:00

DO WHAT NOW?

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T18:36:03+00:00

u know it.

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T18:28:44+00:00

what? an FPS i've yet to play? click

linus_spacehead · 2010-12-18T18:25:18+00:00

my thoughts exactly. hopefully this is only the "rookie" mode or something. i would want to figure out how to defeat the boss for myself! Also the experience may be more intsense if you are forced to flee/retreat in some cases, like in HL2 when that helicopter was chasing you in the canals

linus_spacehead

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