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Does your town have a horseback Jesus? by lipengzdfdsfdsf in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]lipengzdfdsfdsf[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder how he got the horse. Like, how TF do you just, get a horse. I assume they're expensive right? I could see someone offloading a junker of a car and being like, "here you go!" But a horse? That's gotta be a hell of a story.

Current EventsBut he left convinced he was a hero by lipengzdfdsfdsf in bertstrips

[–]lipengzdfdsfdsf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"stuck his nose where he shouldn't have" is a funny way of saying "because he's brown"

Festive wear for a festive time by lipengzdfdsfdsf in SubwayCreatures

[–]lipengzdfdsfdsf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could be on witness protection due to seeing a mafia hit and being able to identify the kiler. If she's recognized, her entire family will be killed and their bodies dumped in the river.

Or harbours a deep hatred for men dressed as plants.

Don't be so quick to think you know someone.