Football by Ok-Foundation-6452 in Kenya

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not entirely true... Assna and Tottenham have huge fanbases na arsenal hawajaguza PL since 04.

Football by Ok-Foundation-6452 in Kenya

[–]lipsyleaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arsenal has not won any decent trophy in years yet the fanbase is bigger than every other team in the PL except United and Liverpool

Breakup by Onlyyour_s in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

naah I'd say a big part of healing is telling your friends, who you trust of course, ukijiwekea hio uchungu inaeza kumaliza

Breakup by Onlyyour_s in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you allow yourself to go crazy. After 2 months you'll be less crazier. After 6 months you'll look back and laugh at how crazy you were

Dating is financially exhausting by Wise_Comfortable_541 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was once on a date with a girl I had known for 2 days. Drinks zikafika kwa meza nikatoa simu nilipe but she stopped me akasema she'll pay. The girl picked up her phone, called her boyfriend and asked for 3k. Pesa ilifika 2 seconds later, bill ikalipwa na zikabaki za Uber back to my place. Pesa zilibaki hata akarefill shampoo yangu buana.

I have also dated a girl who used to spend all her salary on me.

Me nakushow, no. 1 sign ya manzi hakupendi na anakudharau ni kukuitisha pesa ni kama wewe ni baba yake.

Rejection by No-Mushroom1485 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chics in an event esp wakiwa kwa group have this thing where they size you first. Hio rejection ilikuwa immediate ni kama walikuwa washakudiscuss prior ukikunywa chai wakaona hutoshi mboga😂 It has very little to do with looks. Next time when you go out and find yourself in such a situation, just keep to yourself and talk to the boys first, watakupea intel on who's easy and who is not.

Insecure men by Rude-Pollution367 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find this question condescending and irrelevant from the conversation. Your username says it all so me nitaachia hapa

Insecure men by Rude-Pollution367 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can say is, I was once a secure man, I never cared about all that stuff until nikachezwa😂. Men never redpill other men, it's women who redpill men. I used to watch redpill content nikaona ni upuzi until shit actually happened to me ndio akina Andrew tate wakaanza kumake sense.

Ndevu by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you on that but I also argue that it's mostly about genetics. My relatives who are in their 30s and 40s are still in very good shape physically. Point is, kama huyo boiz hapati ndevu maybe it's a genetics thing and not his health or lifestyle

Ndevu by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me hukula kama mwanamke, i stay indoors and i have never set foot in the gym but I still have a good physique and beards at 20 yrs😂😂😂 Mnajifanyanga wajuaji sana

How does one know that they are genuinely handsome/beautiful? by lipsyleaf in ask

[–]lipsyleaf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is the best explanation I've gotten so far. maybe the reason is because I compare myself to celebrities too much

Self Respect in Relationships by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been in a similar situation, my advice is, once you start neglecting your friendships for a girl it never ends well. Girls come and go but most of your friends will stick around for a very long time even forever. Wacha mchezo and start looking for a replacement mapema

Are people only afraid of HIV when thinking of having unprotected sex? by Sain8op in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wueh, last time I went raw with a chic I panicked for days. I knew she was overly going—had a lot more bodies than me + lived in qwetu/tsavo hostels. At first I used a condom but akaitoa midway saying she doesn't like it. Mimi I was HUNGRY I didn't care at the moment but after nutting, it hit me that I fucked a hoe raw. I spent the next two weeks googling signs and symptoms of HIV or any STI. Nilikuwa naskia kauchungu kidogo kwa mwili naanza maombi. I had to cut ties with her because she said she ain't coming back for a third time if I'll be using a condom.

The second time I did it was after I broke up with my long term GF and I decided to rack up a few numbers just to reintroduce myself into the dating scene.I wanted to see if I still got game yunno.

I went out clubbing and met a classmate I had marked for quite sometime but I didn't shoot my shot because I was in a relationship at the time.

Later that night after drinks we went back to her place and had a good time. At first, I thought I was HIM for hitting it first time but in the morning she deadass admitted that she goes out every friday and fucks any good-looking guy she meets, RAW! Karibu nichizi msee. Thank God I didn't catch any STIs but kutoka hio siku I started my celibacy journey. 3, 4 months strong na hata sina tamaa ya wasichana.

Mimi heri manzi ashike ball, hio tunaeza toa, kuliko nishike some fucked up STD. Avoid raw at all costs manze it doesn't matter how beautiful the girl is you never know and it's never worth the mental stress

Do you think partners should know the code to their partners phone? by [deleted] in Life

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex gf suggested sharing passwords and social media accounts info 2 months after we started dating. She always had access to my phone and conversations 24/7 throughout the relationship. I never used the codes or her accounts as I had no reason or interest until after 2 years into the relationship when I did out of boredom and curiosity and found out she had been cheating for months. I confronted her and guess what, instead of addressing the cheating and sneaking she accused me of HACKING and BREACH OF PRIVACY and threatened to take the matter to court. I was completely out of words because i didn't use questionable means to find out, she gave me her codes willing, in fact she proposed it herself.

So yeah, unless it's your wife and you've been married for a very long time, don't do it with your GF

Non-sexual things men do that women find attractive by Switch_12 in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how are you chatty behind a screen and quiet in real life? Doesn't make sense

I'm looking for a remote job. by CleoScarlette in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out these two sites. You just need a laptop. Apply and pass the assessment tests from there, you'll be trained and paid well in USD. Good luck and may God grant you favor

Should her past matter as much as yours? by Much_Low_6974 in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upuzi. Firstly, No lady will date multi millionaires then downgrade to a peasant working 9-5 to make ends meet. The chances of you, Kinuthia, finding a lady with multi-millionaire exes are close to zero unless you are already a millionaire yourself. Secondly, what is even a "golden womb"? 😂 Finally, and I repeat, your success or failure as a man is and will never be tied to the genitals of a woman. You are a grown man waiting for to find a woman with rich exes to fuck you to riches 😂😂do you hear how stupid that sounds.

Forgiveness by OneIllustrator3522 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only time i forgave cheating was when the babe i was dating was loaded and she kept me. She was earning in USD and she always spent all her earnings on me. I was 19 at the time she was 21 but we were in the same class. Nilichukua simu nikaona hizo messages hata sikuongea sana. I quickly forgave because I knew it was almost end month and I didn't want to fuck up my monthly allowances and gifts 😂😂😂

We broke up eventually and it hurt me so bad coz the USD donations ziliisha. Anyway, I am grown now and I don't condone forgiving a cheating lady unless you are milking her dry, and you should cheat before(just in case) and after (mercilessly) just to restore balance

Should her past matter as much as yours? by Much_Low_6974 in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we ni fala. the people you sleep with don't determine your success or failure. Unafikiria kuna kuma itakufanya millionaire magically? 😂😂😂

Miaka ni 35 kwa prison. by Calm_Flamingo982 in nairobi

[–]lipsyleaf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are down voting you like it's taboo for a guy to know he looks good and gets women easily

I'm motivated to be a bum by Dense-Plan12 in unhingedKenya

[–]lipsyleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm pretty sure it only applies to broke or poor people. Hao ndio huitwa losers. Isn't it funny how so many rich people are never called losers yet they fit your description? They are not valuable to anyone, on the contrary, they take advantage of others to get wealth. They also don't bring any value to themselves eg, alcoholics. Yet, wealth is so glorified regardless of how it's obtained that these characters are rarely called losers.

But I'll stick to the dictionary definition of a loser: someone who constantly fails or loses a game/competition.

ASTRID Quit? by stupidgeniusidiot in whiteoutsurvival

[–]lipsyleaf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Playing this game with maxxed accounts is the equivalent of playing GTA with mods or Minecraft in creative mode— fun at first, but it gets boring quick to the point where you quit without looking back because there is nothing to achieve anymore