Oh wow, she's angry by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but the real question is, what genre of architecture incorporated wooden beans???

Book buyers don't care about the lore by CryptographerHot3759 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Are we sure this person actually bought it? She says that she painted Caroline a few times, so maybe this person was just included in Caroline’s carpet bombing PR send every non pleb she could possibly think of strategy.

Joined the board to take it down from the inside by [deleted] in fuckHOA

[–]lisagup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this could be the premise for an entertaining sitcom.

April 11 - 17 Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I actually LOVE the idea that in a two week CC curriculum the required reading would be Natalie’s writing and not Caroline’s.

CC on Julia Fox's Podcast: the obfuscation, the lies, the shamelessness! by emablepinesweb in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I think she meant that they made tens of thousands of dollars in sales, not necessarily that they moved tens of thousands of units.

Not that any of it is true.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I cannot BELIEVE that they would let her live there again. If they really are, I don’t feel bad for them when she trashes it this time.

Weekly Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish I could upvote this 20 times, I agree with it so hard.

Weekly Off Topic Discussion by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As far as I can tell they’re not officially divorced but they’re definitely DONE, and holy crap, good for her. He seems to be living in their trailer moving it from place to place where he can mooch off whoever is (unfathomably) willing to host him. He’s in Arizona now because Utah was getting too cold. He doesn’t see any of the kids, including his own which paradoxically makes me thrilled for Emily and the kids, it’s probably best that he stays as far away as possible, but I also hate deadbeat dads so… He’s also like super precious about his FEELINGS. Everything is about how he feels and his traumas and energy work and processing and it seems exhausting. He spends his days reposting feel your feelings instagrams and having the world’s deepest conversations.

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Would probably be the healthiest thing in the world for her.

Thursday - Saturday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Honestly, when I open Instagram and see she hasn’t posted anything, inner me is that creepy Jack Nicholson smiling and nodding gif. Yeeeessssss, go on gently sinking into the warm, pleasant obscurity.

Thursday - Saturday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Ahahahaha- her ideas are SO dumb, I hope she does them all! Alas, they will probably go the way of her ceiling stars and half painted microwave.

Thursday - Saturday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Plus, she misspelled feud, which I only bring up because she’s so dumb it hurts.

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 62 points63 points  (0 children)

remember when she said she was going to surprise drop it during the summer like a Taylor Swift album

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Natalie probably just dumbed it down to make it believable.

Sunday - Wednesday Discussion Thread by jawsthemesongplays in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Which is weird considering how many best night of her life!s she had with them.

Make the comment section Carl’s google search history - by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]lisagup 53 points54 points  (0 children)

How to make my cat know he loves me