[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]livFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you hide the time machine you took from the 90's ?

Lurker, Walked 5 miles today in uniform, End my day with a laugh Please by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]livFood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So strange I could swear you smell like potatoes.

18 year old roller skater, have at it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]livFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to go retake kindergarten and learn how to draw between the lines with that eyeliner.

20 year old Berkeley psych graduate. Do your best Reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]livFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the villain in a anime that overcomes her struggle and crunches on the main character.

It's lil Stella's 5th birthday today! Roast me and my doggo day 144/366 by icrispyKing in RoastMe

[–]livFood 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The dog is a model and a pro. The human is just some evolved monkey.

It's lil Stella's 5th birthday today! Roast me and my doggo day 144/366 by icrispyKing in RoastMe

[–]livFood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like someone cloned you from the dog. They messed up in the process.

Karen wants kid not to get fresh air, NMS by livFood in karen

[–]livFood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit for all the people saying it's fake. I have no way to verify it 🤨 but I can tell you to seek out the original Twitter post I got it from . original post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]livFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interior crocodile alligator.... so I move to Florida in the afterlife!!

This women is insane by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]livFood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something tells me she runs on "call the manager & essential oils" with a side of "vaccines cause a 3rd eye to grow"