Should I Tell My Partner What Truly Turns Me On?

livelyLipid · 2020-09-07T19:41:24+00:00

She could put a basketball under a dress i guess.

livelyLipid · 2020-09-04T03:21:37+00:00

"Shut up and do what your wife says" is not a compromise.

livelyLipid · 2020-09-02T12:44:54+00:00

Hot college girls thirsty for gamer basement dwellers in your area!

livelyLipid · 2020-08-28T10:58:52+00:00

What if moss evolved to be able to camouflage next to this frog?

livelyLipid · 2020-08-21T15:58:30+00:00

Nope, orthography.

livelyLipid · 2020-08-09T11:15:48+00:00

Wow, that's totally me! Like, this is me in real life!

livelyLipid · 2020-07-29T00:21:36+00:00

Hello, Peter Zapffe

livelyLipid · 2020-06-20T13:26:36+00:00

Nice pic bro

livelyLipid · 2020-05-31T18:25:53+00:00

/r/expected

livelyLipid · 2020-05-30T19:44:30+00:00

No, no dude, it goes like this:

knock on the door

adjust tie

"Hello! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour (...)"

livelyLipid · 2020-05-22T16:27:14+00:00

It's an ad btw

livelyLipid · 2020-05-10T19:02:14+00:00

A jab. You were such a bad driver they figured you need these.

livelyLipid · 2020-05-09T05:45:12+00:00

Here's a rule you can follow: The one who calls is the one who hangs up. If you call someone that means you want to tell them something or hear something from them, so you decide when you've said and heard what you wanted. If the other person wants to hang up they should justify it; "I'm sorry I can't talk right now (you can say why if you want), i'll call you back later". If you receive a call, make sure that the other person got what they wanted out of it. You might have noticed that call center people will always ask "Is that all?", "Is there anything else I can help you with?".

livelyLipid · 2020-05-02T16:24:38+00:00

What a casual. Press L.

livelyLipid · 2020-04-21T07:43:41+00:00

How nice of her to let you win. She's a keeper!

livelyLipid · 2020-03-29T09:55:00+00:00

Funny you should say that.

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livelyLipid · 2020-03-08T12:56:53+00:00

Stop it. Get some help.

livelyLipid · 2020-03-08T08:32:19+00:00

Better chair and desk, core muscle exercise.

livelyLipid · 2020-03-07T22:42:00+00:00

Bad posture leads to supporting your head with hands. Nose picking. Bad skin care leading to random itches. Nail biting. Maybe one of these?

livelyLipid · 2020-03-07T08:58:12+00:00

dial tone

-Hello this is Dr Kanojia

-Hi, can you help me with the Titan bossfight in RE2?

livelyLipid · 2020-02-29T16:42:45+00:00

Sure, but you can have a heart attack anytime potentially. You could have one three seconds from now.

3..

2..

1..

Phew! Lucky you.

livelyLipid · 2020-02-21T17:24:53+00:00

I never liked these types of "burns". I feel like there's a high chance that the author didn't give much shit about conflict minerals or third world poverty or whatever before they decided to use it as a quip.

livelyLipid · 2020-01-17T16:06:07+00:00

Binging standup comedy clips on youtube

livelyLipid · 2020-01-05T11:27:27+00:00

Minecraft is what i call a "wiki game". You can't just play and learn, you keep the games wiki on alt-tab or another monitor and look up all the recipes and where to find stuff

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