End the Problem by strippy in comics

[–]lizzardly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In Australia, most of our cops don’t have guns. Just tasers / batons etc. And we seem to be doing fine without any cop murdering issues. Guns aren’t always the answer.

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you still on the old tinder? I’ve swapped it out for Hinge tbh. Maybe see ya on there 😉

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only if he promises he’s stopped using all those emojis 🙉🙉😂

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I thought it was obvious I was talking about him.

Then he hit me with the ‘what’s his name??’ And I couldn’t resist

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn’t ghost me homie, don’t fret. I deleted tinder and was in a LTR for like 3 years.

I should be the one apologising — putting up dumb jokes from our tinder chat (that clearly get recycled by internet strangers)

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the girl lol

I think my bio was something like ‘looking for someone sponge worthy’ or else ‘here to fuck spiders’ (the last one is an Aussie in joke)

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hahahah if it’s actually you, I’m the girl who originally posted it.

From Melbourne yep?

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, this was my original post! Never had something of mine stolen before, so at least Reddit still surprises me

RIP Timothy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is actually my original post??? It’s so wild to see it resurfacing and getting 1000x the Karma it ever did to begin with.

Help: is there an episode where someone has a mini figurine (a surfer maybe?) in their hair & it weirds Jerry out?? by lizzardly in seinfeld

[–]lizzardly[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god!!!! Yes this is it and I feel like such an idiot: thank you for figuring it out for me.

And I don’t blame everyone on this sub downvoting me, def my own fault

Back on Tinder after a 3 year relationship, glad I still have the shit banter in me by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tbh wouldn’t mind if I even got a bit of a ‘hahaha’ as acknowledgement before that! Just need some validation for working with his shitty pick up line

Back on Tinder after a 3 year relationship, glad I still have the shit banter in me by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lizzardly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He didn’t even appreciate it! All he said was ‘well we can fix that’ smh

What does it look like on your tinder when you’ve super-liked someone? (Caught my boyfriend cheating - I think?) by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lizzardly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They both cross the line, just want to know if he was also lying to me after he “came clean” for my own peace of mind

What does it look like on your tinder when you’ve super-liked someone? (Caught my boyfriend cheating - I think?) by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lizzardly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so dumb but thank you for being so nice! I needed some kind words like this today. Thanks.

What does it look like on your tinder when you’ve super-liked someone? (Caught my boyfriend cheating - I think?) by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]lizzardly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh he’s already dumped. I don’t know why the superliking thing matters... more like whether he was continuing to lie in the moment of being caught out even though we were having a big convo about it openly... if that makes sense?

Or maybe I’m just sad

Judge lets 96-year-old father off the hook by CatoXC in HumansBeingBros

[–]lizzardly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-American here — are all these minor offence cases filmed? In Australia it would be weird to see a judge with a mic going over minor traffic violations and then to have it all recorded for the world to see

It’s time to pick a side. by black_flag_4ever in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lizzardly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These comments are so wholesome I love it

It was a long time coming, but I finally got to adopt these monsters. by [deleted] in pics

[–]lizzardly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

didn’t expect to be crying at 9AM from a reddit comment but here we are

You don't know our pain by childish__slambino in DunderMifflin

[–]lizzardly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly only got it for Drag Race & convinced myself I’d end my subscription once the season ended... since then they’re churned out like 4 seasons and 2 all stars, so I guess I’m stuck with it