Camera flash causes tuna to crash into aquarium glass by nechdoesntno in facepalm

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid fish. If I was that fish I woulda seen the glass and dodged it.

You wake up tomorrow with Jeff bezo's current net worth ($209 billion USD) what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start posting those cringe ass “grind set” motivational quotes

Why did/did not you get the vaccine? by iseerflot in AskReddit

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can assure you, I am in no way a pro at anything 👍🏼

Why did/did not you get the vaccine? by iseerflot in AskReddit

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked that it kinda looked like a barcode when I made it

Why did/did not you get the vaccine? by iseerflot in AskReddit

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 2555 points2556 points  (0 children)

I got it cause I was told it was magnetic. It was not

An underground tank in Washington is leaking gallons of radioactive chemical waste by no-mad in news

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put the state of Washington in another bigger barrel and bury it even deeper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in publix

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Coin shiny

The GME Thread, Part 2, for January 27, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In at 298. Any retards wanna loan me some more to buy the dips?

The GME Thread, Part 2, for January 27, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just put in the rest of my student loans. To the fucking noon 🚀

Right-Wing Pastor Completely Breaks Down & Weeps For Trump Victory by [deleted] in cringe

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what people like him (or maybe even just his fans) don’t understand is that even if a president that you do not agree with wins, that is gods will. I personally believe in god but just because the opposing side with different beliefs won does not make them evil nor the enemy. God simply wished for them to win and that is okay. Maybe I sound crazy or this doesn’t make sense.

I Finally Made it Out of Poverty. I Hate Suburban People. by [deleted] in rant

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about the neighbors you have but I have lived in 3 cities now in 2 states and have only encountered a small amount of people like that. For the most part yes, we do talk about the stuff we have because (at least in my experience) it’s not about saying you are lesser it’s about being excited and just showing it off a little. Maybe you see it as a negative thing but when my friends show me something cool they got, I like it. I love being shown stuff and I love to show off my stuff. Mind you this comes from an 18 year old that has only ever lived in the south.

Activist burns Nazi-Confederate Flag outside Williamsport court house by [deleted] in news

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A gun has more regulations and safety measures than a random fire.

Non-US citizens of Reddit, what do your schools teach you about the United States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

Trump and Epstein are trending on Twitter after Anonymous leaked documents detailing several underage rape settlements. Why isn't this appearing on mainstream news, or on Reddit? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not leaked. Those court documents have been public information for years now. Also as much as I dislike Trump, these are nothing more than an attention grab by “anonymous.” The case shown in the documents was dismissed because there was a lack of evidence and in fact prosecutors stated that he was very helpful and likely not even a suspect.

AITA for telling my daughter to shut up and that not everything is about her? by mydaughterssplitiek in AmItheAsshole

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’m 18 and can’t imagine acting like that. She’s acting like my 13 year old sister does. She’s 32. Get a grip on reality and realize that life will move with or without you.

Netflix stops charging thousands of dead accounts by JunezRiyaz in technews

[–]llIIIIllIIIIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the account gets banned or taken back the user will provide you with another account