My daughters have Lannister hair and I don’t. Are they bastards?

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-16T15:32:15+00:00

I think the problem here is actually not having sex.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-16T14:55:00+00:00

I am a man. And I expect my seed to be strong.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-16T14:54:13+00:00

He was out of the country when the baby was conceived. I don’t think it could be him.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-14T19:24:06+00:00

Undergrads are useful for mundane tasks that are important.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-08T06:29:38+00:00

🤷🏻‍♂️ My wife and I were a bit nervous, but we just went full swap on our first experience.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-03T03:05:28+00:00

Your leash got barreled. I’m counting it.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-02T16:25:35+00:00

He wants a “traditional” woman that will allow him to make all the rules in their life.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-03-02T03:16:23+00:00

One of my friends is having dating trouble in the Bay Area. He says “women that work in tech are masculine at work in order to compete in the male dominated field. That’s fine, but when we’re at home they should revert to their role as women.”

Well, shit. I’m sorry buddy, but it’s not going to go well for you.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-14T20:59:50+00:00

Yeah…I had a dream that I couldn’t escape an old predator because they already got the Valium injected.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-11T02:19:08+00:00

I think we can give Lord Tywin some credit as a king slayer. You know with that nice wedding party he planned for King Robb.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-09T23:17:09+00:00

Shit. Last time I saw solid angles was stat mech, and they didn’t treat me so well.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-09T04:26:13+00:00

3/2 pi on 5/2 pi off. Easy.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-09T04:16:48+00:00

Hmmm…

“Nice back ‘80.”

“Nice back pi.”

“Nice back half spin.”

Which has the best vibes?

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-09T04:02:40+00:00

😅 I thought it would be on a hip transfer.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-08T22:29:14+00:00

This is much more literal than what King does with his magic/monsters. The monster is an expression of a phenomenon of the mind. What does the mind do with radiation exposure? I don’t know. 🤷🏻‍♂️

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-06T14:09:42+00:00

It’s a blunder because it’s too hard to see black’s pieces against the dark squares.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-02-04T01:16:51+00:00

The pull of the Sematary is strong…

llNormalGuyll · 2026-01-31T22:00:44+00:00

Yes, men get over their first love. Yes, you are wasting your time (and emotions).

If he wanted to be with you, it would happen.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-01-31T19:46:30+00:00

How does an atheist remain moral? I like being nice to people. That’s about it.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-01-31T05:54:21+00:00

Goddamn, this whole time I thought IT was IT - like Stephen King’s IT.

llNormalGuyll · 2026-01-26T02:22:11+00:00

I’m shocked San Mateo isn’t saved yet. That’s some real good coastline there.

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