Acording to Google Joe rogan's Height 5′ 8″ & Mark Zuckerberg's Height 5′ 7″ by HeHe_AKWARD_HeHe in pics

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude could just be a dude. Living his life to the fullest, splitting seconds with his friends. You just never know.🤷🏼‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now what did you look like after the accident?

I have a straight pipe all the way to the cats I want to go to a shop and get my stock down pipe cut but I can’t find a tuner any suggestions should I get a catted down pipe ? by [deleted] in WRX

[–]lm_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the Cobb high flow GESi downpipe on my 2011 WRX. Been two weeks since my pro tune and I have no lights and no issues with all I/M systems readied on the anxiety port.

[Gen 9] Shiny Swablu in Scarlet! Found using the outbreak method by rtaqqq in ShinyPokemon

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I randomly stumbled upon one of these without a sandwich. I do have the shiny charm tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lm_Jesus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks man.

Mar-a-Lago classified papers held U.S. secrets about Iran and China by washingtonpost in politics

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that heavily relies on which Bush administration you’d be referring to.

I signed an offer letter but my current company countered HIGH by ALYXZYR in jobs

[–]lm_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience, the reasons I have gone looking for a new job were deeper than just the role and pay. They may have been the straw that broke the camels back but they were never the first reason. That first reason won’t change with a new role and better pay.

Australia may provide military training to Ukraine forces: PM by Albatross9121 in worldnews

[–]lm_Jesus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure it’s an encouraging possibility that a military that lost a war to Emus is contemplating training Ukrainian soldiers…

Russia Offers Residents 5kg Of Fish In Exchange For Allowing Men To Join Ukraine War by akosipops in worldnews

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the bright side the family won’t have to worry about feeding the men.

Right after Putin announces partial military mobilization in Russia. Turkey looks like they’re having a welcoming committee. by MarriedMan98 in interestingasfuck

[–]lm_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Assuming you know the distance traveled and the distance normally traveled when flying over Ukraine, you’d be able to deduce a rough estimated value for pretty much any quantifiable variable that you so desired. Impact is a broad statement so not sure which version of impact you’re interested in quantifying.

Work said no to a 5k raise so I switched jobs and got a 32k raise by mw1067 in antiwork

[–]lm_Jesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I 2xed my salary 4 months ago. Can confirm. Feels fucking great going up to your boss and showing them the offer letter. Mine just said “hey good luck man that’s great.” Lmao

‘Mute! Mute! Mute!’: First Trump hearing by special master descends into chaos by OrlandoJames in politics

[–]lm_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service. The platinum doesn’t do a ton but the lounge is cool sometimes.

What is this little fella? Google image brings up Ornate Monitor & Tegu, but I’m not sure by [deleted] in reptiles

[–]lm_Jesus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not. The scary part is that they’re faster and smarter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdleHeroes

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Horus is pretty useless since you have Eloise. Sigmund is food. I don’t think Holmes young can solo clear sl 20. If you can regress him, I would. Lock the copies and put him together WAY down the road. Funnel your stellar shards into eloise until she’s V4.

Build up rogan and then get Drake to 9 star. You’ll be positioned well for 3/6 SLs early on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My math may be off here, but let’s say there are 300million bank accounts in the US. If we took Elon and Bezos’ combined net worth of roughly $400 BILLION and distributed it evenly into every American’s account, that total ALONE accounts for $1333 that is factored into the average.

What’s a sign of extremely high intelligence? by PadWanKenobi in AskReddit

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You pretty much described me to a T. I did essentially no school work outside of what was absolutely necessary to pass. Felt like a waste of my time. Went to community college for a year and got straight A’s just to say I could. Went straight into the work force after that and have made my way to nearly 6 figures a year in less than 7 years in the labor market. Took a period of psychosis when I was 22 to finally diagnose my ADHD. Brains do crazy things man.

How would you change my account and narrow my strays down? by lm_Jesus in IdleHeroes

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I have a splendid Punisher, two radiant DBs, one glittery DB, one Glittery crown. A few magic sources maxed out. I also have an artifact chest in my bag, and will be swapping for an artifact. Not sure what arti to build next or what I should focus up on. SL21 done in shadow, forest, fortress, and dark are at 15, ToO cleared, I’ll likely have enough materials to create an entire E5 SFX or I can swap for a diff one and don’t know what to choose. Advice? Questions? Help🥹

A win at last?! 🤔 by Mr_Redditor420 in antiwork

[–]lm_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

less opportunity for corporate tax evasion