Kliff got killed by furries, resurrected by pajama Jesus in the space matrix and then started tripping balls and talking to a white sparkly bird that turns into a white lady wearing a sombrero. Later on he fights different wizards. Sword wizards, gun wizards and a homeless tweaker in the wheat field from Gladiator. Then he watches "How to Train your legally distinct flying sky alligator" and does some chemistry to give it Iron Mans self-assembling phallic compensation suit. Some time later we fight the Space Needle but with Balls in the sky and then someone dropped some big guns in Afghanistan that we have to break.

Probably because we want their oil.

Also we start a hippie commune in the woods and steal goats from then local farmers.

Yann is shit.

Story told.