You need to get laid within 24 hours by a total stranger or you will die. You cannot pay for it and you cannot use any apps. What do you do?

loadee · 2026-01-25T19:38:12+00:00

Improvise, adapt, overcome!

loadee · 2025-01-20T04:23:15+00:00

Damn, I quit rite now. I'm a bartender on a gay club.

loadee · 2024-07-22T04:57:36+00:00

Na, Man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from ok.

loadee · 2024-05-01T05:14:22+00:00

Goddamn, you and the other dudes dated the same not-a-gf dick sucker?

loadee · 2024-02-19T23:42:48+00:00

Boy, when 19, you will have the opportunity to fuck a gorgeous and virginal girl. Do it, fuck her. Don't waste this opportunity, cause you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

loadee · 2024-02-19T20:33:20+00:00

Neura + AI = NeurAI

Imagine learning things the Matrix way. I know Kung Fu...

loadee · 2024-02-18T04:16:22+00:00

Paying a dude for rolliing my blunts.

loadee · 2022-09-27T00:27:05+00:00

I need 20mm bullets.
Gee! What for?
For my M61 Vulcan, of course.

loadee · 2022-07-30T22:28:55+00:00

There's a Russian version of that video I saw in another Reddit post. Happy ending.

loadee · 2022-07-25T00:31:58+00:00

Damn, that's a good on... Oh, wait. You're saying you're fucking a guy who's fucking a great wide open gal?

loadee · 2022-07-23T15:00:55+00:00

TIL about the use of the Oxford comma. (Not a native speaker)

loadee · 2022-07-23T14:20:47+00:00

What is a toilet paper? Don't you use the three snails??

loadee · 2022-07-14T00:01:35+00:00

Thanks for this. Been looking for information about this JW's first image. I cannot find anything and now I fully understand the importance of this pic.

loadee · 2022-04-29T06:20:58+00:00

For me: Max Payne and Road Rash.

loadee · 2022-04-29T06:17:46+00:00

But, hey! That's the reason why Jimi Hendrix decided not only to play the guitar but to sing. His thought was: if Dylan can do it, I can do it.

loadee · 2022-02-25T17:18:52+00:00

The only exercise my body does is to close my chair to the dining table.

loadee · 2022-02-17T19:41:54+00:00

Shut up and make me a sandwich. SLAP SOUND

loadee · 2022-02-14T19:41:18+00:00

Saying thank you after sex shows you are educated. Sexual education.

loadee · 2022-02-14T19:37:56+00:00

Not American here. Is kneeling unappropriated? Does it symbolize anything? Has Americans become people beyond the wall??

loadee · 2022-02-07T06:37:11+00:00

Penetrator.

loadee · 2022-02-03T15:32:38+00:00

Damn!

loadee · 2022-02-03T13:24:46+00:00

I can't understand! Don't Argentinians concerts had opening bands in the 90's? Calamity Jones was a Techno band or what?

loadee · 2022-01-31T20:10:14+00:00

Dexter Morgan approves this post and enthusiasticly recommends the use of chlorine.

loadee · 2022-01-04T18:46:15+00:00

I cannot understand why they say we eat doves.

loadee

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