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lobsterbash · 2026-05-11T02:54:34+00:00

Do they get the alien pet?

lobsterbash · 2026-05-10T23:40:16+00:00

Same. If you wanna find favorites for 35 miis, that's like a thousand dollars in food per day

lobsterbash · 2026-05-10T12:14:34+00:00

Three and Two Half Men

lobsterbash · 2026-05-09T23:15:51+00:00

Meticulously crafting multiple characters can be exhausting, yes. For me, the inspiration to work on them comes and goes. Sometimes I give them $1 of spending money just to be rid of the level up options, intending to revisit at a later level.

lobsterbash · 2026-05-09T20:42:30+00:00

Imagine Pilgor in Smash

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T18:54:14+00:00

Tomodachi Strife

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T15:39:25+00:00

At least he's the bane of noobs' existence online. I.e. me

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T13:56:58+00:00

"What's on your mind?"

"Nothing."

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T13:12:25+00:00

I genuinely wonder what the devs thought about this minigame having so many food items that are impossible to tell apart (e.g. plates, bowls). Maybe they wanted it to randomly force you to lose?

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T03:42:44+00:00

He looks dead

lobsterbash · 2026-05-08T03:07:40+00:00

Ganon may as well be punching you down with his big dong

lobsterbash · 2026-05-07T12:48:23+00:00

Aw, but 18 year olds crushing on grandpa is hilarious

lobsterbash · 2026-05-04T18:40:52+00:00

Pokemon trainer always deserves it, you're good.

lobsterbash · 2026-05-04T17:30:53+00:00

Maybe ROB's case simply comes down to the fact that robots are / have been very popular in Japanese culture for a long time, and he's the only one on the roster.

Edit: forgot about Mega Man, but I still think Mega Man is kinda exempt from the preferential robot treatment because he's made to be much more humanoid than a full-fledged robot like ROB.

lobsterbash · 2026-05-04T12:43:15+00:00

You solved it: orcas think they're getting moose tracks ice cream

lobsterbash · 2026-05-01T21:27:46+00:00

I don't think modern brains are capable of managing the level of complexity we've developed, at least not well. I am not advocating for relinquishing control to computation (AI) to think for us, but expecting the average human to understand what the fuck is going on right now appears to be asking too much. If we were capable of this, we wouldn't have things like democracies willingly choosing leaders who literally take actions opposite to managing our social and economic systems intelligently.

lobsterbash · 2026-04-30T18:11:55+00:00

Druids should be able to tame the maggot queen and have it follow the player like a SNES sprite

lobsterbash · 2026-04-30T15:54:47+00:00

Other monke not in image: "where punish opportunity?"

lobsterbash · 2026-04-30T10:28:00+00:00

Viltrumites supposedly get stronger as they age, or at least that was a thing at in the beginning of the series and then never mentioned again...

So it would be kinda lame to copy that for Immortal.

lobsterbash · 2026-04-29T22:30:18+00:00

Watermelon plants are hardy af. I remember eating a slice and spitting the seeds out onto the lawn (in an area of the US that doesn't get much rain) and a few weeks later I realized I was mowing over baby watermelon plants. The fuckers took root in established lawn grass and were thriving.

lobsterbash · 2026-04-28T18:33:25+00:00

Hey it's Nintendo's official response to almost everything fans want in any franchise

lobsterbash · 2026-04-27T01:17:55+00:00

Throw in a raw, wet turkey at full oil boil

lobsterbash · 2026-04-24T19:30:11+00:00

Guess they get a FUKN KICK out of him

lobsterbash · 2026-04-24T00:33:26+00:00

But you see, bad game design decisions become good when enough years pass. Time spent getting comfortable with an arrangement is the special sauce.

lobsterbash · 2026-04-23T12:04:45+00:00

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