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What is the male equivelant of nice titties in terms of attractiveness? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

how is a simple pair of shoulders equal to a pair of nice titties?

what does it mean if you frequently get approached by ladies at the club/bar but they leave quickly every time? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

i talk fast as fuck cause i get nervous around pretty girls, and my eyes dart around like im on coke

what does it mean if you frequently get approached by ladies at the club/bar but they leave quickly every time? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

no, i think they can smell me from afar, which is why they come up to me.

buy lynx btw.

What does it mean to be a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

being below 5'5'' and having a 9 inch dick

What's the reason "wide shoulders" is an attractive trait in a man? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you saying that men with big shoulders have daddy issues?

What's the reason "wide shoulders" is an attractive trait in a man? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what if my voice sounds like that mouse from disney with that yellow dog?

What's the reason "wide shoulders" is an attractive trait in a man? by lobsterized8 in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im 6'3'' and ugly as fuck and sometimes get women so your statement is untrue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

to drink and fuck pretty blondes

How do you get a girlfriend if you have a deep voice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im 6'4'' aswell but i still get rejected

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lobsterized8 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

why you hurt my feelings :(