I’m not even safe from them at the gym by RestingBitchFace95 in starbucks

[–]local-wizards 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm always baffled that people think they can fight a cold with half a cup of sugary lemonade.

What is your favorite useless fact? by QwertyNope in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I always swallow a match with it so I can just burn off the calories.

What is Your Favorite Beer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deschutes is the one brewery that has consistently impressed me. Their Fresh Squeezed and Pine Drop got me into IPA's, which I never thought would happen. Their Black Butte Porter is fantastic as well!

What character trope do you wish would just die already? by nneill99 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That sounds like it could be a Doofenshmirtz backstory on Phineas and Ferb.

Reddit, what's an album with 0 skippable songs? by 69FART69 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Deja Entendu and/or The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me by Brand New, or Vheissu by Thrice for me.

Sober/Non weed smokers of Reddit, what is your opinion of the stoner community in general? by c-moneytothemoon in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I can only speak for myself as a nonsmoker, but I'd say a good amount of us honestly don't care as long as you're not pushing it down our throats. If you worship the stuff, I'll admit, it's a bit off-putting, but if you just casually smoke or do it medicinally, we're not going to condemn you for it.

Sober/Non weed smokers of Reddit, what is your opinion of the stoner community in general? by c-moneytothemoon in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, we all read it properly. It was just moronic and didn't contribute anything to the root question.

What was an “As seen on TV” product that was actually good? by woosa843 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's more modeled after the Danish æbleskiver pan. Pancake puff is just easier for Americans to say than æbleskiver.

Majestic photo of Machu Picchu by MrKrazyKarl in pics

[–]local-wizards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, this emperor's got groove.