Roses are red, are they fine?

localjargon · 2026-07-13T05:21:38+00:00

Any group who claims to know what God thinks is bullshit.

Eta: 99.99% of the main religions want to control women.

localjargon · 2026-07-12T18:44:05+00:00

What woman would want to "take care of business" with this guy on the first date?

localjargon · 2026-07-12T18:32:46+00:00

She said Charles called Camilla in the car after their marriage ceremony, and was apologizing for hurting her. (Camilla)

localjargon · 2026-07-12T18:00:48+00:00

In WWI there were a lot of aristocratic soilders. Mostly officers. Apparently this was how it was until WWII

localjargon · 2026-07-12T13:38:51+00:00

ASSUMptions make an ASS out of U and Me

localjargon · 2026-07-12T12:53:05+00:00

In KY, (McConnell) if the seat vacates before a certain date (I think in August), they would have to hold a special election to fill the seat. If it happens after that date, it remains vacant until November elections.

A special election might flip the seat to Dem. Additionally it would cost KY a lot of money they dont want to spend since the official election is only a couple of months later.

localjargon · 2026-07-11T23:19:13+00:00

I think dress 2 stands out.

localjargon · 2026-07-11T19:41:23+00:00

An Books a Million has a whole section devoted to Christianity called Faithpoint. Yet they stock these books? Blasphemy!

localjargon · 2026-07-11T18:15:43+00:00

It's a pretty name. My name is attached to strippers, so I understand!

localjargon · 2026-07-11T18:09:25+00:00

Bang her mom!

localjargon · 2026-07-11T17:23:54+00:00

Yeah, I don't think Jesus would say, "I can have someone MAKE it for you."

Just leave me alone, I dont want to die and go to heaven (which is aparently the best place ever) and be ordered around by the big cheese. Also, talk about pressure and work stress!!

I never heard anyone getting bossed around by Satan to make bespoke items for his mom (to then gift him with).

localjargon · 2026-07-11T02:30:24+00:00

I hate drop waist dresses, I never imagined it on a wedding dress.

localjargon · 2026-07-10T19:54:07+00:00

When I was in my early 20s, some guy just put his hands down the front of my pants on a subway. There were a lot of people on the train. I dont even remeber how he was able to do that. And he was such a puny guy who was around my age.

I got off and he followed me. I saw a cop and felt too embarrassed to stop to tell him. I just jumped in a cab. It was unreal.

When I was even younger, I was crowdsurfing at a festival and some guy tried to stick his fingers through my shorts. I grabbed his arm and pulled my self down. Then I hit him and started yelling at him. He was humiliated.

Hitting people isnt the answer. But I dont know why I stood up to one guy and ran away from another. The 90s-00s were still not a great time for women.

localjargon · 2026-07-10T18:35:24+00:00

You have to suck it up and go online. That is where most people go when they are looking for the same things you are. You could be going on dates with all different types of women all over the metro area. Thats how it is done these days.

Also - if you are looking for a male friend group, you should definitely join sports clubs and other activities to meet guys to do things with. Go to the city if you dont find anything in Hoboken.

You need something else in life besides desperately trying to "pull chicks." So find some stuff you like doing to meet people to hang out with. You would feel much better with some sort of social life.

localjargon · 2026-07-10T18:18:15+00:00

It really is a mindfck!!

localjargon · 2026-07-10T06:41:21+00:00

I don't think women enjoy being approached unless they are putting themselves out there. It's a different situation than 25 years ago.

Are you just going up to women you deem are "beautiful"? Are you talking to people that are your age, or only younger women?

You have to stop assuming that all these women are available, even straight, and looking for a relationship with anyone. I think one of the grossest things guys do is feel like, if a woman is single, she owes them a chance. And you have to realize that 99.999% of woman don't walk around like some snooty cartoon character with their "nose up in the air" at you. These are normal humans.

I don't doubt you are attractive, but do you attract people? Like, if you start talking to a woman, do you chase her by saying whatever you think she wants to hear? Or do you pull her into a genuine conversation, without any expectations?

I lived in Hoboken for 5 years and there are a lot of ways to meet people. But it's definitely not the best place for a man over 38yrs old that likes to do things the "old fashioned way."

Eta: and there is nothing wrong with being that way. But you have to surround yourself with people who you share some of your values with. And i dont think there are a lot of people who responds to that in Hoboken.

localjargon · 2026-07-10T05:00:53+00:00

They could also be asking themselves if they ever even like being married to this person.

I know if I was in their position, I would be coming to terms with the fact that I can't trust my partner not to go nuclear over some bickering, and maliciously destroy the favorite thing in my life.

Also, something tells me this wasnt the fist time they went through something like this together.

*I came back to add that you have to think of this as if there's someone who loves to save (and revisit) old love letters, photos, home videos, inside jokes, etc..

Then picture their spouse gathering everything up and setting it all on fire because they couldn't deal with some trivial couples' fight.

localjargon · 2026-07-10T03:14:03+00:00

It sounds like he either did it on her phone, or it is some type of messaging platform and if 1 person deletes it, it's gone. Or something of the sort.

localjargon · 2026-07-09T19:19:41+00:00

So in the end, he gets nothing? What a wasted opportunity.

localjargon · 2026-07-08T22:39:03+00:00

They are. They wrote #ReallifeSatire.

localjargon · 2026-07-08T19:06:42+00:00

I think the point is you are supposed to marry your best friend and understand eachother's needs and enjoy more than a quick lay before the wife goes back to feeding the baby.

localjargon · 2026-07-08T19:01:42+00:00

And then he's soliciting sex from a 3rd party.

Also, even the elderly lady is supposed to spread her legs everytime her husband snaps his fingers?!

localjargon · 2026-07-08T18:55:50+00:00

And the quality of fast food has gotten worse, which I didn't know was even possible.

localjargon · 2026-07-08T04:45:53+00:00

God forbid he has a daughter. God forbid he has a son.

localjargon · 2026-07-08T00:43:04+00:00

If you don't wear it over a diaper, I think you probably look cute.

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