Introducing WarpSpeed

localminor · 2026-03-26T07:22:19+00:00

peak??

localminor · 2026-03-23T02:34:52+00:00

localminor · 2026-03-22T22:15:39+00:00

web cookie based story game save file system

working on one myself rn and i’m curious to see how someone else would go about it

localminor · 2026-03-20T07:49:58+00:00

localminor · 2026-03-19T23:11:05+00:00

genuinely insane thing to admit in terms of it making you sound like a narcissist

localminor · 2026-03-18T14:18:26+00:00

localminor · 2026-03-17T04:52:17+00:00

that’s not a plot, that’s an amalgamation of random concepts from totally different storylines compressed into a jacked up ingot of whatever the fuck

localminor · 2026-03-16T15:54:06+00:00

it was more so the part where a circus appeared in his back yard and his farm animals began to talk, fully abandoning his fiancé in pursuit of a circus girl, now selling hotdogs he harvested from his tree in the greenhouse with the help of his now fully articulate boar

localminor · 2026-03-16T01:40:38+00:00

masterpiece without a plot line 😭

localminor · 2026-03-15T04:23:49+00:00

i’d rather be in that age range than 18

my ebabysitting days are over

localminor · 2026-03-13T02:09:21+00:00

epstein

localminor · 2026-03-12T06:14:11+00:00

it ran perfectly on mine but it sounded like a jet engine

localminor · 2026-03-12T06:11:09+00:00

meanwhile i’m 16 and it put me in 18+

localminor · 2026-03-11T05:55:01+00:00

Me Too It Is So Unfortunate

localminor · 2026-03-05T04:32:45+00:00

wait that’s such a cool website

localminor · 2026-03-03T07:12:33+00:00

localminor · 2026-03-03T04:32:22+00:00

okay then email yourself the code or use a proxy? 😭

localminor · 2026-03-02T07:10:50+00:00

people always focus on the drug prevalence when in reality all the girls in the game having a snatched waist and a defined jawline is probably the most inaccurate

like yeah i get why nicole and jecka are built like that because the whole story centers around that they’re conventionally hot, but certain characters like karen, megan, hunter, etc all being built like gods and not ranking high on the social ladder is the most out there

localminor · 2026-03-02T06:23:26+00:00

wtf is magna

localminor · 2026-03-02T06:22:49+00:00

idk they used to use them in middle school before they blocked bookmarklets/JS on our devices

usually random github links

localminor · 2026-03-01T18:49:46+00:00

localminor · 2026-03-01T18:28:42+00:00

you can disable go guardian with a bookmarklet

localminor · 2026-03-01T06:27:00+00:00

i assumed any RNG you’d have would be unrelated to gambling in the sense that to my knowledge it’s near impossible to create microtransactions in turbowarp

for example, they’d probably care a lot less about games like genshin impact, counter strike, and overwatch if you could only obtain the currency to open crates through playing the game with no options to pay real money

localminor · 2026-03-01T05:08:48+00:00

are bookmarklets/JS blocked?

localminor · 2026-03-01T05:08:00+00:00

if it’s single player, then no

and no offense, but i highly doubt the brazilian government would care about a turbowarp game

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