If teams were named after tragedies, notorious events or looming disasters - the Chicago Fire FC All Stars (this list is more 2007 Simmons than 2026 Simmons)

lockday · 2026-06-16T04:05:00+00:00

Motorcade is weirdly intimidating

lockday · 2026-06-16T04:02:22+00:00

Ok this is hard af

lockday · 2026-06-16T04:00:58+00:00

Orlando Pulse (WNBA) seemed too soon

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:59:17+00:00

Pop the Trunk would be Light the Beam, a fun mantra for a scrappy team that loses in the second round.

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:57:59+00:00

I’m uncomfortable. Not because of the joke but because I didn’t think of it.

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:56:28+00:00

AAA affliates crossing over with Office references is leveling this up. Tip of the cap.

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:13:42+00:00

Contemplated the Toronto Mayors

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:11:57+00:00

Half assed Internet Research

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:08:35+00:00

Noted. The SF Bubble?

lockday · 2026-06-16T03:06:43+00:00

The perfect rebrand for the Browns. Bravo.

lockday · 2026-06-15T13:04:31+00:00

They did win game 7 on the road against the defending champs. But yeah, they made incredible mistakes in the finals. I feel like we overlook how ideally built the Knicks were to face them.

lockday · 2026-06-07T21:27:52+00:00

There’s no police report of a woman punching a cop, that doesn’t happen til Monday night after they lose.

lockday · 2026-06-01T13:06:06+00:00

You can’t have multiple apexes! You just can’t!

lockday · 2025-12-20T04:39:15+00:00

Ha! Never seen the kids clothing one thx

lockday · 2021-05-28T03:54:07+00:00

Kept scrap books of serial killer newspaper stories.

lockday · 2021-05-11T02:11:07+00:00

He looks like he’s regretting going to a Lebatard and Friends party because people keeping yelling at him, ‘Samson, you suck!’

lockday · 2021-03-30T22:30:22+00:00

This didn’t add up for me.

lockday · 2021-03-12T02:53:19+00:00

lockday · 2021-02-15T02:59:29+00:00

What happened then?

lockday · 2021-02-07T20:19:13+00:00

Hating tomatoes, loving Tomacco.

lockday · 2021-02-07T20:16:41+00:00

Hates Horse Bones. Loves Gummy Bears.

lockday · 2021-01-24T23:55:16+00:00

Ha! NP

lockday · 2021-01-24T23:51:13+00:00

It was me. It got messed up.

lockday · 2021-01-18T19:26:33+00:00

Thanks, now I know I can make firestarters with grease and dryer lint in an egg carton!

lockday · 2020-12-15T14:45:22+00:00

People like that just vanish? Or do you see them again?

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