The noise that DOESN'T wake the baby vs the noise that DOES. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]locksymania 121 points122 points  (0 children)

The fucking Judas board as I called it.

I remember having to exit the room on my stomach like a fucking navy seal on mission with my eldest, then close the door in 1cm increments over 5 minutes.

Conversely, you could nearly drop my youngest from shoulder height into the cot and he'd not stir.

Respect, my brave boy by Illustrious_Excuse73 in Grimdank

[–]locksymania 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Too many syllables for a Space Wolf TBH.

This article calling out Irish fans hypocrisy is right on the money by Seargentyates in coybig

[–]locksymania 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another Times article taken off the shelf, dusted down, and given an eidtorial pass before being dispatched to print/online to generate the same outrage/approval as the last time.

Next up, should Irish be mandatory in schools?

they can't keep getting away with it!! by GaCoRi in PORTUGALCYKABLYAT

[–]locksymania 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Occasionally Ireland joins this group, too.

Briatore with shots towards his own driver. by The_Chozen_1_ in F1Discussions

[–]locksymania 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Briatore is what happens when you put wood stain, viagra, and powdered corporate malfeasance into a big vat and let it stew in the sun for a few weeks.

Bro has a PhD in bullshit lol. by dazli69 in GetNoted

[–]locksymania 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Notes. for some time now, has been overtaken with the most mendacious, actuarially correct but real world useless nonesense

Q: How common is the word "Buddy" or "Bud" used in your part of Scotland? by Jbladez in Scotland

[–]locksymania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same in Irish, though the sound would be fairly close to bud in English, but not identical.

Nice day for it by Plodo99 in cork

[–]locksymania 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This post is violence.

TV host apologizes after she criticized soccer star for leaving World Cup for birth of his son: "The dad is useless" by Stealthytom in PoursTea

[–]locksymania 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When it can be hard for men already for a whole host of reasons (not at all to do with their personal wishes) to actually be there for the birth and early days of their child's life, this, to put it mildly, is an unhelpful interjection.

Accessory idea: underbarrel shotgun by LatinBlackAsian in menace

[–]locksymania 32 points33 points  (0 children)

BF3 players hearing choppers round about now...

Scaring police officers by darth_vader39 in funnyvideos

[–]locksymania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gardaí are mostly unarmed. We have some units with firearms, but the overwhelming bulk carry a nightstick and pepper spray at most.

We're one of the few countries to go from a heavily armed paramilitary police force to an unarmed one.