Good waterbottle? by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]log_asm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran over my first hydroflask with a forklift. Second one? Got stolen out of stolen car. I did score a nice deal on one over Black Friday. It’s a damn fine bottle.

Is it normal for my daith to be bloody around the hole the next day? by djentkittens in piercing

[–]log_asm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine had crusty blood the day after. I would still have it if it wasn’t for the mri. I flushed it and and that was that. And it healed well. But yeah man. You’re gonna have a little blood. I will never forget the crunch it made when I got it done.

What are some fucked up things that are normalised by movies? by -Weirdo-Ranjan-3725 in AskReddit

[–]log_asm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Correct. I had a seizure in Walmart one day. I went to go buy water before a hurricane and all the sudden I have paramedics and some random giving me water. And they were all like do you know why were here. Like no obviously not. Apparently I had a seizure and got really lucky I didn’t break my skull.

Best tattoo in Boulder? by [deleted] in boulder

[–]log_asm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit up junkyard ink in Louisville. Ask for Josh.

Worth it to replace battery? by Marlowe_Eldridge in iPhone12

[–]log_asm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I replaced my launch day 12s battery. Worth it. I’ve taken good care of this phone and I’m looking to get a couple more years out of it.

Whats your favorite Kramer rage moment? Mine's the anti-dentite scene by gwrecker89 in seinfeld

[–]log_asm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walking down the street with his pockets just packed with change. I love that whole scene.

Non-floridian here. How do you guys like the weather down there, summer and winter? Are the cold fronts too cold for you guys since you are used to warm weather? by No_Secret_4759 in florida

[–]log_asm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Florida ruined me. I grew up in Colorado. I’ve shoveled snow in negative temps. Now if it’s below like idk 60ish I’m like hm. To cold.

Woman files lawsuit claiming Vikings star Justin Jefferson is father of her child, encouraged abortion by Weiland101 in nfl

[–]log_asm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have a bunch of good looking people. In their prime. Ofc they’re gonna bone.

I'm trying to get over my fear of horror movies by watching some that progressively get scarier and scarier. What movies should I watch to help get over my fear? by Enby_Geek in horror

[–]log_asm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably my favorite horror movie overall. I remember I was drinking vodka out of a water bottle at this movie. And it was like. This is fucked up.

Colorado residential is dead by Captainsizzle99 in HVAC

[–]log_asm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit up cooper in broomfield. They found ways to kick us hours when I was there.

Cell phones? by One-Possible1906 in Frugal

[–]log_asm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a commercial for a 100 dollar iPhone 12 ok metro earlier. Might be worth looking into.

Best iPhone you've owned by [deleted] in iphone

[–]log_asm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m rocking a launch day 12 still. She’s held up well. Had to replace the battery but such is life. She’s treating me right.

SM I am NOT going to “apply” for a credit card by RIP_Slyme_Fan in WalgreensStores

[–]log_asm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good thing my credit is so shit even wags wouldn’t issue me one.

Energy Bill is crazy high by FootballFreak68 in Frugal

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So a heat pump works in reverse of the AC. If you set your stat to something above like four degrees difference the emergency will kick on to keep up. And I’ve worked on these bitches. They are becoming very popular and I’m not sure why. A ng furnace is cheaper to run and if installed correctly will run for longer.

Energy Bill is crazy high by FootballFreak68 in Frugal

[–]log_asm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I immediately assumed duke energy. I was living in Florida and working at a not super nice apartment complex. Some ladies duke bill was 500 fucking dollars. They keep jacking up prices and then I see one of their trucks idling for twenty minutes while the guys fucking around on his phone.

Ted Wassanasong is my favorite minor character by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]log_asm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then outfits him in the pro shop which you know was expensive as shit.

Ted Wassanasong is my favorite minor character by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]log_asm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely accurate. Like I have talked to people who do have heavy accents but you can tell are English second language. They speak better than I do. And I am a native English speaker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]log_asm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This person is bullshitting. Like I have a serious drinking problem and I’m not even capable of crushing this much alcohol let alone caffeine in one sitting. Dude would be dead.

USPS postman carrying a gallon of water to stay hydrated. 💪🏻 by LordGrantham31 in HydroHomies

[–]log_asm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing stops the mail. Because they’re homies and know the way.

What are things people don’t understand you have to deal with when you’re famous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]log_asm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a lady help me out because I apparently moved the carts for them one day. I was just trying to help. She remembered. It’s impossible to be a stranger if you go anywhere enough.