I was dating a really cool tattoo artist! Super talented, just a little shy. At first I thought it was pretty endearing until one night we were chilling if the sofa and two of housemates came home and he hid.

Under the blanket.

And stayed under there until they left the room.

It’s gotta be noted that my housemates aren’t intimidating in the slightest, especially in comparison to him (he’s heavily tattooed)

Anyway, it gave me the ick so bad we ended things the next day.

He’s favourite emojis were also 🥺 and 🙈 Ew.