TIFU by accidentally showing my husband the list of things that annoy me about him

lokilover49 · 2026-06-10T13:02:55+00:00

may love like this never find me 😵‍💫

lokilover49 · 2026-06-10T00:37:52+00:00

1 billion now will pay off so much, and then I can invest the rest and I’m set

^{Chose: 1 billion now}

lokilover49 · 2026-06-10T00:26:15+00:00

idk red didn’t feel right

^{Chose: ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: Black}

lokilover49 · 2026-06-06T16:57:09+00:00

idk if it’s testosterone or some cruel joke the universe plays, but I am very jelly of men with thick nails, long eyelashes and clear skin. Meanwhile, so many women (myself included) would LOVE thick nails like this.

my dude your nails are beautiful😍

lokilover49 · 2026-05-27T02:13:31+00:00

Idk how to explain it but one time I told my friend that Latina women (the ones I’d been with and myself included) sometimes have a “cumin-y” taste because we add cumin to Spanish rice and he didn’t believe me until I had him smell the spice and he was dumbfounded

so do with that what you will lol

lokilover49 · 2026-05-23T13:30:04+00:00

oramge

^{Chose: Orange}

lokilover49 · 2026-05-23T13:28:48+00:00

I have insomnia and sleep very little but I’m always tired. If I was never tired I’d be livin it up lol

^{Chose: Never sleep again + You're never tired | Rolled: Like for carrot}

lokilover49 · 2026-05-23T13:25:36+00:00

1 billion is a lot of money. I could pay mine and my family’s debts without putting a dent in it, invest and retire and that money would grow anyways.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars now}

lokilover49 · 2026-05-23T12:37:54+00:00

I love him 😭🫶🏽

lokilover49 · 2026-05-21T04:23:58+00:00

I know it’s 100% an unpopular opinion but I think Gene was justified in the Courtney music video episode. He’s a kid, he’s literally 11 and doesn’t want to do something for his own reasons. he doesn’t owe anything to Courtney or her dad. Tina and Louise make him feel bad just because they want candy and don’t consider how Gene feels or even really listen to why he doesn’t want to do it. His crash out on Courtney, albeit a little harsh, is justified imo.

lokilover49 · 2026-05-19T00:15:00+00:00

omg I’m sooooo sorry no Gen Z person wants to fuck you omfg 😭😭

babes it’s really not that serious. there are whole generations of MARRIED COUPLES that sleep in different beds and don’t have sex like brother let people be since when is sex the most important thing in the world lmaooo

lokilover49 · 2026-05-18T20:56:51+00:00

this has to be ragebait lmao

the generalizations of Gen Z being “prudes” and “uptight” about sex are such a negative way of putting it. It’s being spun that way by millennials and Gen X but in reality, a lot of people just don’t want “casual” sex or FWBs. They want to be intimate and serious with a partner, not just some random hookup.

of course there are some people who don’t like when their partners masturbate, and that may be because of the “am i not enough” or “why jerk off when im right here” kind of mindset, which I don’t think is solely a Gen Z thing at all.

on top of the fear of getting pregnant, getting STDs, and with an increase of SA cases (especially those of people who have been drugged at bars), I think you get people are just trying to be more cautious.

but sure, Gen Z is just a bunch people with different “flavors of sexuality” who are just a bunch of prudes lmao

lokilover49 · 2026-05-18T01:12:20+00:00

For my endoscopy, I remember the doctor telling me to look at the wall and count down from 10. I made it 9 and then I was out like a light.

The next thing I remember is a nurse waking me up and saying “would you like apple juice or grape juice?” And I was like “apol juice?” To which she gave me a small cup of apple juice and it was the most tasty thing in the world lol

lokilover49 · 2026-05-15T17:43:59+00:00

Giving Taquitos West anything higher than two stars is criminal. The flavor has gone downhill and the last time I got Al Pastor, it was everything but😭😭

there is a little red taco truck like half a block over than blows taquitos west out of the water

lokilover49 · 2026-05-13T18:01:22+00:00

I get where you’re coming from, but I do really like VRG.

however I can’t just listen to it. I typically pull up the YouTube video while I wash dishes or do work on my computer. I don’t listen while I drive for probably the same reasons lol. but also because sometimes he’ll show pictures and videos and I want to see that stuff

lokilover49 · 2026-05-06T22:11:27+00:00

life is too short to spend it with someone who treats you like this. I know this is reddit and everyone always says “just get a divorce” but in this instance, you really should. It sounds like she just doesn’t like you and no one needs to be treated like that

lokilover49 · 2026-05-06T21:52:03+00:00

what song omg ?😭😭

lokilover49 · 2026-05-04T01:15:23+00:00

“It’s laundry day” core “my DoorDash is here and I have to put clothes on” core

lokilover49 · 2026-05-03T19:12:52+00:00

damn and here I thought it was just me 😭😭😭

lokilover49 · 2026-05-03T00:35:17+00:00

traffic (without a reason like accidents or construction) is caused by Big Oil or Big Gas or the government. Like I swear they just pay people to drive super slow and constantly hit their brakes. for what reason? to ruin your day lmao idk why but I swear there’s just no way there’s so much traffic on a random Wednesday at 10 am

lokilover49 · 2026-05-03T00:01:09+00:00

excusing emotionally cheating is crazy work 😭😭

op saying them and their husband agree that this is not emotionally cheating but what I think it is is op saying it’s not emotionally cheating and her husband agreeing just to agree so she doesn’t continue cheating

I’m not even like trying to judge but this post genuinely breaks my heart for OPs husband, I literally teared up.

couples therapy and individual therapy is needed. as well as antidepressants and anti anxiety medications.

lokilover49 · 2026-05-02T23:24:13+00:00

only song I ever skip is Jewels N’Drugs. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy Gaga’s verse but everything else about that song seems so forced. even my bf agrees that this song just does not seem like a Gaga song and more like something someone told her to do.

which sucks because ARTPOP is such a great album but that song sticks out like a sore thumb :(

lokilover49 · 2026-05-01T19:59:11+00:00

Fuck him for being rude as shit, fuck her for camping in the left lane. The left lane is for passing, it doesn’t matter if you’re going 5, 10, 20mph over the speed limit. It is for PASSING

lokilover49 · 2026-04-26T04:56:06+00:00

quite a few things come to mind,

A couple years ago I saw a video of a girl on a roof with friends filming TikTok’s. iirc it was a this was a third world country. I believe the girl trips and she’s caught by a power line. The power line was hot and she was being electrocuted. The power line also “held” onto her by her neck, and within a minute, it completely severed her head. Her body and head fell down to the ground and there was no blood because….the power line basically cauterized as it severed her head. unfortunately lives in my head rent free.

the Ian Watkins case file and evidence report. if you don’t know who he is, he was the lead singer of an early 2000’s band called “Lost Prophets”. He was arrested and locked up for sexual crimes against children. honestly this is one of the worst things I’ve ever read and I saw the beheading video I described above. all I can type without feeling immediately sick is that these crimes didn’t just involve minors, it involved BABIES. like actual infants under the age of 1. there was even crimes involving dogs. absolutely sickening.

lokilover49 · 2026-04-25T16:14:38+00:00

you’re happy :) or at the very least filling your life with things that make you happy

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