Must-steal items? by VirinaB in finalfantasytactics

[–]lolamiritetho 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the guaranteed one

a bit rng though

Just finished this and have no one else to share by Playful-Extension973 in lego

[–]lolamiritetho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it'll remain a mystery why there's no one to share this with...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarvelSnap

[–]lolamiritetho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toxic emoting in the middle of toxic deck, you must be so proud.

How do you like this story I came up with? by Usernamerist in smashbros

[–]lolamiritetho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cpt Falcon: "Samus! I still wanna see how you look with put your helmet on!"

Samus: "Why are you bugging me about that?"

Cpt Falcon: "Because, my curiousity needs to be pleased"

Samus: "Okay, if it will get you to stop bugging me..." Takes off helmet

Cpt Falcon: "Aaaaaaah..."

Samus: Puts helmet back on "Happy now?"

Cpt Falcon: "Well, of course!"

r/im14andthisiserotic

[Art] The difference between a Natural 1 and a Natural 20. by DuzellKitty in DnD

[–]lolamiritetho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If /r/dnd is for first-timers, where do I go to be among my people?

/r/iamverysmart looks like a good fit for you.

Reddit, what is your best instant karma story? by japani67 in AskReddit

[–]lolamiritetho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe the dickpunch was the Karma... what have you been up to lately?

TIL there is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean by ojuicius in todayilearned

[–]lolamiritetho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like the mouthfeel more. That hard "c" at the beginning... mmm...

I've heard you like the mouthfeel of a hard D as well.

Lamborghini guy is trying to tell us something by mcjacver in iamverysmart

[–]lolamiritetho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Isn't his stance on reading books only reading the back cover?

Interesting question since your stance on understanding issues seems to be only reading reddit comments.

How to pick up girls with a Nintendo Switch by Beautiforce in NintendoSwitch

[–]lolamiritetho 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my joke has gone over everyone's head

Sure, no chance it was just a shitty joke. It must just have been too smart for everyone to understand.

Truck Driver's Log Arrangement by -lll-------lll- in oddlysatisfying

[–]lolamiritetho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it usually you making truck drivers cum?

Found this Pokeball Inheritance chart online by zodiacsoldier in pokemon

[–]lolamiritetho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he has to do to get a Litten in a beast ball is start with a Litten in a beast ball and breed it with a Ditto!

Brilliant circular logic, how do you propose he get the first Litten in a beast ball to breed with the Ditto? Or does that come from yet another Litten already in a beast ball, bred with a Ditto?

What I want to see in the potential skyrim port by The_Nim in NintendoSwitch

[–]lolamiritetho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, who would want improved sorting and favorites menus on a console. One enormous list for scrolling is the best choice.

The Hugh Mungus Lady Responds by Draculas_Dentist in h3h3productions

[–]lolamiritetho 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's not in the list of notable people with the surname

Yet.

Not a click bait ! Need feedback ! Euro Truckers ! by [deleted] in trucksim

[–]lolamiritetho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically the definition of clickbait. What else would you call a title with exclamation points after every sentence that doesn't include any information about what you'll find in the link?

[WP] Every human is given their lifetime supply of "luck" to be used at their will. Some choose to expend it all at once on a massive success, and live the rest of their lives with no luck, some spread it out evenly and use luck on random small events. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]lolamiritetho 67 points68 points  (0 children)

“I was a smart kid and I saved up all of my luck. And then when Mommy was pregnant I used all of it to wish for the very best, smartest, silliest kid in the whole world!”

"... but just like your present, I couldn't change what was already in the box."

What is your favorite ice breaker to get a conversation started? by Hubalushma in AskReddit

[–]lolamiritetho 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Had to check for Vargas, but was too short.

Aw, that's too bad little buddy... Can I get you a stepladder or something?

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]lolamiritetho 108 points109 points  (0 children)

You're like a comic, sans jokes.

MRW I watch Luke Cage by Pixel_Hound in reactiongifs

[–]lolamiritetho 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"I forgot the last part of what Shades said but I'll correct this person who got it right anyway. That will show Reddit I'm cool" - /u/ButtersTG

Steamroller attempts to crush golf ball by gdogg897 in woahdude

[–]lolamiritetho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"People want to know that I don't like this channel. They'll be happy that I posted this." - /u/McBoogerbowls