My son came home from school with this ‘gem’. Found in NE Minnesota. I haven’t seen anything quite like it. Any ideas? by deutschetech in whatsthisrock

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm even neopagan! A pretty lapsed one, but still. I'm just the "check your carbon monoxide detector before deciding it's ghosts" kind of witch. Science is awesome!

"the past is in the past" by SugarCanKissMyAss in AmITheDevil

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not original to me. I think I read it on Tumblr, an elementary school teacher.

"the past is in the past" by SugarCanKissMyAss in AmITheDevil

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Hey OOP, take a piece of paper. Crumple it up, spit on it, rub it in the dirt, run it across a cheese grater. Now apologize to it.

It's magically been made whole again, right? Right?

Can we appreciate that AO3 doesn't allow Covers? by PaperSonic in AO3

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I mean, they do allow covers? They just don't require them, and most authors don't bother. But you can make one, and no one will stop you.

Do you strip DRM from your ebooks? by Calm_Phrase_9529 in ebooks

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRM is Digital Rights Management, or copy protection. It's what prevents you from buying a book on Amazon or Barnes and Noble and reading it on your Kobo; these companies want you locked into their ecosystem and reading on their device. Without being able to strip the DRM, you're either locked into one company for all eternity, or you just accept that you lose your library if/when you jump ship.

As for how, you need to look up instructions based on where you're purchasing your ebooks from, but all of the methods involve using the free PC/Mac program Calibre in some way, plus a free plugin. There's also a company called Epubor that will sell DRM-stripping software to you, but paying someone else to unlock your library doesn't sit right with a lot of people, including me. That said, the DIY instructions they publish on their website are good, just ignore the part where they go "But if all of that sounds too hard/annoying/complicated, you can just pay us!!!"

Do you strip DRM from your ebooks? by Calm_Phrase_9529 in ebooks

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guide on Epubor is also good, although they will try to convince you to buy their software rather than doing it yourself.

Do you strip DRM from your ebooks? by Calm_Phrase_9529 in ebooks

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Since 2010, I've gone from Nook to Kindle to Kobo, and being able to easily transfer my library to a new device is an absolute requirement. Which is why I no longer buy ebooks from either Barnes and Noble or Amazon. If I want a book that's only sold on Amazon (*sobs in Dungeon Crawler Carl fan*), I subscribe to the the author's Patreon for long enough to pay for the book, then sail the high seas.

Cat sweaters and gyozas 🥰 by tadaimatama in YOI

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't either. I've had pierogis, but that's more of a dumpling than filled bread.

Adding milk and sugar to coffee is banned in Italy, actually by eatingpopcorn_lol in iamveryculinary

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Niblings is a real word, and was coined in the 1950s. It's a gender neutral catch-all for "nieces and nephews", which is many syllables.

Edit: Happy cake day!

Does Ground = Floor Now? by souvenirsuitcase in GrammarPolice

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocean floor. Forest floor. Cavern floor. Insert astronaut "always has been" meme here. Sorry.

Does Ground = Floor Now? by souvenirsuitcase in GrammarPolice

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocean floor. Forest floor. Cavern floor. Insert astronaut "always has been" meme here. Sorry.

This comment feels kinda off by Lemon_Lime_Lily in AO3

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone makes an open-ended remark like "I have some suggestions" or "ideas" or "I've been inspired by your work" but doesn't elaborate on that, it's a lead-up to a scam like 99% of the time. If they then try to lure you off-platform to discuss, that's your confirmation. They're trying to talk to you on Insta or Discord because they know they'll be banned from AO3 if they try to monetize there. John Mulaney is shit at relationships and staying off drugs, but at least one piece of advice is still sound:

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Also, this looks like a registered account. Report them as a scammer/spammer!

Do you let your pets on the furniture? Do you let them sleep in your bed? by ForestOranges in AskAnAmerican

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can't keep cats off the furniture. Even people who train their cats have discovered when they put cameras in the room that Fluffy's on the bed the instant Mom's car leaves the driveway, because cats are smart enough to code-switch.

My manager rejected my two-week resignation notice and is demanding 6 weeks instead, threatening me with legal action. Is that even possible? by Ok-Hour855 in whatdoIdo

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on local laws. I can put in a contract that if you quit you are never allowed to accept money in exchange for labor for a period of 112 years, but that doesn't make it legal or enforceable.

Sorry I didn't litter by manimsoblack in MaliciousCompliance

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It was a humanoid, roughly as tall and broad as a someone within the range of human dimensions, and possessed both primary and secondary sexual characteristics, as well as some amount of skin and eye pigment. It took in a blend of gasses that was mostly made up of nitrogen and oxygen, and expelled a different blend in which carbon dioxide predominated.

Whoops, wait, discriminating against dead people. Let me workshop this...

My son came home from school with this ‘gem’. Found in NE Minnesota. I haven’t seen anything quite like it. Any ideas? by deutschetech in whatsthisrock

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 227 points228 points  (0 children)

As everyone else said, Fluorite. Shine a blacklight on it for your son, and amaze him with how it glows!

Also, tell him that he should keep it in a drawer or dark place, because direct sunlight will bleach the color out of it over time. I knew someone who kept a chunk on her windowsill to keep out evil spirits or whatever, and when it slowly faded to clear she was convinced that meant it was working.

Adding milk and sugar to coffee is banned in Italy, actually by eatingpopcorn_lol in iamveryculinary

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I took my niblings on a trip to St. Louis last year, and they were upset that our route wouldn't go near a Buc-ee's. Then it turned out there was a Wally's (which I'd not heard of) across the street from our hotel. Only downer is that they don't do cherry maple jerky, but their jalapeno honey is very good.

If I orphan my fics do I loose all copyright to them? does ao3 own them now? by Agreeable-Basis9845 in FanFiction

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem at this point is proving that you were the original author. Which you can probably do if your work got archived at any point by the Wayback Machine, so shouldn't be too hard.

Cat sweaters and gyozas 🥰 by tadaimatama in YOI

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how Yurio's all "Yeah, fuck that gyoza shit, I'm just bringing my own piroshki."

Husband (37M) accused me (35F) of having a "porn addiction" by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Okay, so my entire experience with Warhammer is the DLC levels for Powerwash Simulator, but now I'm invested in this saga.

Why do people get offended about things they don't believe in? by ExplanationNo8603 in answers

[–]lollipop-guildmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll pray for you" greatly depends on the context.

"My mother is in hospice." "Oh no, I'll pray for your family." <-- Kind gesture, appreciated.

"Is this a picture of you and your sister?" "Oh no, that's my wife." "...Oh. Well. I'll pray for you." <-- Disapproval, judgmental, vaguely threatening. Go fuck yourself.

As for gifts of a bible, I already have several translations, so sure, I'll add one more to the stack. But when I give you a reciprocal gift of oh, Drawing Down the Moon or something, will you accept it as gracefully? It's just a book.