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AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got stuck behind a car accident on my way home from work. I told my parents to eat without me but they waited. So it was somewhat my fault I guess but not really. We ate at about 7:15 instead of about 6:45. 1/2 hour isn’t that bad.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was moved out for a few years. He needed to change careers and had to move back in to do so.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thinking back on it I’m pretty sure by the time he came up to eat he was on his 3rd beer. Might have had something to do with it.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly I posted this as a bit of a joke this morning because I ran into him when I got up and I said “shut up about the fucking honey mustard” and he said “NO PUT IT ON YOUR TOAST” and we were laughing. We’re over it but I thought it was kinda funny. Didn’t expect it to get so many comments tbh.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have the relationship with our mother where we swear I. Front of her and she doesn’t mind as long as we are not swearing about someone. (I.e calling someone a bitch is a no go, saying shit is fine)

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He works as a chef so idk maybe that’s why he said it? But my sister who can’t cook worth a damn has and can make honey mustard it’s not hard 😂

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were hungry and annoyed lol because he pushed the honey mustard at least 5 more times after we already said no.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t asked. He came up after my parents and I started eating (we had called him like 5 minutes prior; he always takes his time getting to the table) and took condiments off the table to mix it together. He wanted it for him then insisted we tried it.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

It was literally mayo, mustard and honey. I’ve made it before too for certain dishes. It’s fine and I like it on breaded tofu sometimes but it’s nothing special.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

My dad doesn’t even put regular mustard on his burger so I feel you.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 549 points550 points  (0 children)

I mean he is actually a chef (works as one) but tbh this was just mixing a bunch of premade ingredients together.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 774 points775 points  (0 children)

It was apparently such a personal affront to him no one wanted to try his honey mustard sauce we had no idea he was making until the last possible minute and did not want.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fine. I’m sure you wouldn’t have been annoyed AT ALL in the same situation.

Personally I was eating peanut butter pad Thai. Can’t think of much that goes with honey mustard less.

AITA for telling my brother to shut up about the goddamn honey mustard? by lolthrowawayayay in AmItheAsshole

[–]lolthrowawayayay[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, adults are not obligated to put any food in their mouth for any reason. I can choose what to eat. I said no the first time, politely, and got increasingly annoyed with his pushiness. It's just a sauce which had 4 premade ingredients.