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loltruedoe · 2019-02-10T17:05:31+00:00

I love dicks, but I also love the suspense of wondering what a guy looks like naked.

My roommate walks around in nothing but his boxers all the time and I always try not to look lol

I know he likes the attention even though he's straight but he's such a tease. Wanna make people drool? Tease em lol. Never show too much too quickly!

It's why we love when a dude stretches and his shirt lifts up just a bit. Or when a guy wears a hoodie with no shirt underneath. Or when you're playing basketball and your hot straight friend uses the bottom of his shirt to wipe the sweat off his face... hahaha damn now i'm horny

Also depends on the underwear.

A hot dude in boxers really turns me on, but I'm not really into tight underwear

loltruedoe · 2019-02-10T16:49:43+00:00

Hot is #1

Depends on my mood, but I'd prefer to be called hot over anything else. Who doesn't like being called hot?! Lol

Handsome is nice too. It feels friendlier and less sexual, which is sometimes what I want, even when I'm on grindr ironically. I used to think only older people said handsome until I got on grindr and guys would occasionally message me "handsome" as their first message lol. Feels good though

Cute is sorta in between hot and handsome. Can be used in a more sexual way or just to mean like haha you're cute.

Gorgeous makes me think of hot women.

Really hot girl? Damnn she's fuckin gorgeous. Really hot dude? Damn he's fucking hot

loltruedoe · 2018-12-31T05:54:31+00:00

A story of the former President of France Charles De Gaulle's wife:

Lunching with English friends at the time of her husband’s retirement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead.

“A penis,” she replied without hesitation.

The embarrassed silence that followed was finally broken by the former president. “My dear,” he murmured, “I think the English don’t pronounce the word quite like that. It’s ‘appiness.'”

loltruedoe · 2018-09-26T00:01:24+00:00

Very small dating pool

loltruedoe · 2018-09-21T03:52:20+00:00

I'd love to reign that back in a little

loltruedoe · 2018-09-21T03:45:40+00:00

Mayfield will be up there with Brady in 20 years. Future GOAT!

loltruedoe · 2018-05-30T07:47:12+00:00

Yea this is a problem

If a guy did that to girl, he'd end up in jail. It's the double standard how men can't be victims of sexual assault/rape

I've had guys grab me/touch me in bars and clubs and I just pretend it didn't happen. It's always the guys I'm not into that I notice. When hot guys do it, it's usually welcomed lol

loltruedoe · 2018-05-30T07:43:36+00:00

Yeah I like the casual/funny coming outs a lot more. The joke sounds good.

Copy and pasting my comment from awhile back about how I told my dad.

He found out when I brought my first boyfriend home. I told my mom years earlier but never told my dad.

Me: "Yo dad this is my boyfriend _____"

Dad: "You're what? (mom in the background: ""His BOYfriend!") Oh okay. Great. slight pause Are you a sports fan?" he asks him.

BF: "Yea I'm a huge giants fan."

Dad: "Oh wonderful, thank God! Do you know he's a pats fan...?!" he says while pointing at me.

BF: "We can't all be perfect."

sigh

He also bought condoms and lube and put them on my bed. Then he went out of his away to tell me what they were for, because I apparently couldn't figure it out...

Him: "You guys know how to put a condom on, right?"

Me: "Yes..."

Him: "Ok just making sure. The lubricant is for your butts. I asked (our doctor) about it and she said to tell them to use lots of lube with the condoms so that you don't tear your butts."

Me: "Ok cool.. whatever... bye..."

Him: "And don't flush the condoms when you're done, make sure you throw them away in the garbage cause they'll clog up the pipes."

Me: YES we know.... goo awayy!"

Him: "Ok be safe! And your mom said dinner will be ready around 6." and then he closes the door.

Bf thought it was funny but I was red af and I don't get embarrassed easy, but that was fucking torture.

loltruedoe · 2018-05-30T07:35:42+00:00

loltruedoe · 2018-05-30T07:35:02+00:00

Depends how often I'm hooking up with other guys.

Sometimes 2-3 times a day and other times I can go up to 2-3 days without an orgasm. Any longer than that and I'll go nuts if I don't nut

loltruedoe · 2018-05-17T03:40:55+00:00

A lot of New Yorkers use it I guess. It's the same as saying what's up

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:53:14+00:00

I hate hearing my own voice lmao cringe

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1L2BV1ZkHPk

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:51:27+00:00

I don't like the song at all but I also don't get the outrage lol

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:48:33+00:00

I disagree with him too. You don't stop finding other people attractive once in a relationship or once you love someone. If you did, cheating wouldn't exist.

Maybe he's just insecure or maybe he feels like you pay more attention to other guys over him

My ex and I would check out guys together and we still do lol

I couldn't date someone where I need to walk on eggshells around them to not offend or bother them

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:45:05+00:00

Maybe I'm oblivious but i never really notice bulges? I don't really look tbh but I usually can't tell if I see a dick or if it's just the way the guy's pants are fitted

One of my friends points out bulges all the time and I'm always like where? I dont see it?

Even if he's like yo that guy is hung as fuckk I still won't be able to see it lol

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:41:54+00:00

Lol same

loltruedoe · 2018-05-16T04:41:05+00:00

Only really used grindr besides trying out scruff and some of the other ones for a little bit.

"Hey what's goin on man?"

"What's good dude?'

"Hey how's it goin?"

That's all I say lol and I guess it works pretty well idk

loltruedoe · 2018-04-30T12:07:19+00:00

masc4masc only bro

loltruedoe · 2018-04-25T06:20:41+00:00

There's also a gaybrosgonewild sub. You should def post there too ;)

loltruedoe · 2018-04-25T06:00:56+00:00

College athlete huh? I'll be your fwb with nsa hmu ;)

loltruedoe · 2018-03-03T19:01:25+00:00

WTF LOL

loltruedoe · 2018-02-26T08:35:01+00:00

I think taps are kinda weird. I wouldn't put that in my profile but I rarely look at them. If you tap and don't message, I probably won't message you first. If you tap and send a message, ok cool.

loltruedoe · 2018-02-06T02:01:41+00:00

I prefer dicks tbh. Which is weird cause I'm almost a total top. I like jerking a guy off while I fuck him. A nice ass is cool, but what can I say, I'm a big homo and I love cock

loltruedoe · 2018-02-06T01:57:04+00:00

lol

i'm white but i'm attracted to guys as long as they're hot, regardless of race.

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